I'm not the guy from the news, but I am a School Resource Officer, so IAmA!
Police officer and full-time school resource officer here for you to vent your frustrations on and ask questions! I did an AMA on a different account a few years back regarding patrol work before I was assigned to a school, and it was pretty popular, so now I'm back for exciting AMA action.
Context: I work in an urban, very low income middle school, and I am stationed there full-time.
I submitted verification to the mods. Unfortunately my PD doesn't allow us to speak publicly about the intracies of the job, so I've gotta stay (mostly) anonymous. Sorry!
Fire away homies.
EDIT: Guys, I gotta punch out, it's 8:22 here and I gotta put my daughter to bed. As my old USMC Sergeant used to say, it's been real and it's been fun but it hasn't been real fun. I hope you guys enjoyed it and had a productive discussion. Thank you all for your time and your comments, and your compliments. I had way fewer death threats on this AMA than my last one.
Since this is a throwaway the chance of me responding to questions after this is pretty small, but you never know! Say, anyone know if I can xfer the (very kind of you all) reddit gold gifts to my _actual_reddit account?
PEACE OUT HOMIES