PianoConcertoNo2

Did you unpack a box of kitty litter and scoop from your backpack, pour it in a box, take a shit in the box, then scoop up your shit and walk it to the trash can, like you were suppose to? All while keeping eye contact?

Is German chocolate cake just called chocolate cake there?

Found the American.

OP, we're not all like this.

Piggy backing off this - are there some things you should not do?

Like if I was lost in California or somewhere dry - is starting a fire a bad idea?

You say you want a raise...

Pretend I'm your manager - what are you going to say to me to convince me to give you one?