IamA Flight Attendant for a Major Airline, AMA!

Ever caught anyone trying to get into the mile high club?

Nope!

Are you in the mile high club?

Nope... I'm in the "I've groped someone in the air club" though.

Story time pleaseee

Honestly it was a bit boring.

13 hour night flight, 3 of us in the galley. We had a "who has the nicest ass" competition. Just gave eachother a gentle squeeze and gave a rating out of ten.

I came second, guy came first, and a girl came 3rd.

Scariest experience during a trip?

Hit some wake turbulence on the descent into Amsterdam.

Wake turbulence is unlike the atmospheric kind, which generally starts off with a gentle rumble and builds up. Wake is the jetwash off the back of an aircraft that expands in spirals away. When an aicraft hits one it's a bit like hitting a brick wall, and in this case from my viewpoint stood at the back of the cabin, I could see it roll about 25 degrees to the right (which is a hell of a lot) as well as shaking violently from left to right.

The pilots described it as 'a bit unpleasant' when I asked them about it after.

"a bit unpleasant" hes probably seen some worse shit than that huh

That's pilot talk for "that was about as much excitement my career as a commercial airline pilot can get".

Have you ever had to kick anyone off of the plane, if so why?

Only reason we had to kick someone off is because she was too pregnant to fly, and had gone past at least 2 people who should've noted it before hand.

Disruptive passengers usually pipe down when (or if) we unleash the Captain.

is "The captain" the name you give your wang?

Maybe.

What's the definition of 'too pregnant', exactly?

30 weeks.

How do you know if they are past that point? Do you just ask outright?

Yep :)

What if there's a doctor's release involved?

Doctor can give a release from 28 - 30 weeks, but from 30 weeks+ it's a no no.

Most airlines allow pregnant women up to 36 weeks. I was able to fly until then with both of my children. I obtained this information from the United, Delta, Air Canada and American Airlines websites.

I don't work for any of those airlines.

As a large passenger (6'5", 320 lbs), I try to be courteous to both staff and fellow passengers. What can I do (besides lose weight...pretend I am a professional bodyguard) to make the flight better for all involved?

Honestly there isn't much I'm afraid... an aisle seat or an exit row would be more beneficial to you.

Good thing airlines charge more for those now. What about asking for belt extensions? I don't always need one, but is there a time that is best?

During boarding we'll make a presence... if you miss us, we have to 'secure the cabin', usually straight after the safety demo - you can catch us then.

Are you treated properly by most of the passengers?

For the most part yes, you get the 'Do You Know Who I Am' passengers every now and then, and the people that completely blank your greetings. Just gotta let it go over your head.

How often do you see pervs who are uncontrollable?

Not very often, then again I'm a 6'2 guy so it wouldn't really affect me.

Honest (but possibly stupid) question: Is there a height limit for flight crew? I'm 6'3" and find myself having to duck while on a lot of planes.

Yeah, I'm 6'2" and on the limit. I can't fit in the crew bunks, too tall to fir through the airbus doors and can't stand up on the upper deck galley of the 747.

But do you know who they are though?

Nope, but they'll make sure we do by the end of the flight.

What is your "customer service" line for "stop being such a douche and leave me the fuck alone and no, we don't have light mayo for your fries you idiot."?

Normally just tell them that we don't carry that on board. We can't really stop them or tell them to go away, because they can't.

They generally get the hint, or if we see them approaching the galley, we'll make our selves busy.

So the "i'm doing this thing I can't hear you" treatment. Genius.

Or the "I'm currently a bit busy at the moment, I'll come back to you when I have a moment." Then never come back.

Can you tell when a passenger will be disruptive by just seeing them? If so describe said person, thank you!

Stag do's on a Vegas flights are usually fairly predictable.

The most difficult passengers are usually the most frequent fliers. They know the service down to the dot and will often question if you happen to miss something, or ask for something that we don't offer to them, but we'd have to bend over and give it to them because 'they're our most valued customers'.

As someone who has worked in the service industry. Frequent Flyers/Diamond Guests are probably the worst people on earth.

You're a oneworlder then ;) Diamond...

But you should treat them better, otherwise what's the point of loyalty?

We shouldn't treat them better, we should just recognize that they fly with us often. Going out of the service standards isn't what should happen, but often does.

We were recently on a flight that was about half empty. Plenty of open rows in front of ours including the exit rows with more leg room. Is it acceptable for me to ask to move to an open row/seat?

Always do it after takeoff, the aircraft is trimmed and adjusted for the weight and balance based on where the people have their seat assigned.

Once in the air it's easily (and automatically) adjusted, so it's fine to move about.

I have heard that flight attendants get worked to death and possibly mistreated by airlines. Has this been your experience?

Some airlines do.

Mine doesn't - we certainly get worked hard, and I look at my roster and think "how can that be legal?" but there is an overriding sense to me that we are cared about from the airline, and some (ryanair) don't give you that security.

Is there a special cabin where flight attendants can sleep?

On the long haul aircraft yes.

A 747 has quite a cramped rest area. Our 777-300's however have a very nice crew rest, ours don't have the TV's though!

All (minus a few) are accessible from a cupboard style door that leads directly into a ladder.

jesus lord almighty, creator of heaven and earth...of all things seen and unseen, that looks beautiful.

after a few hours crammed into a shitty economy chair that reclines about 3 degrees off bolt upright with some fat fucker draped over half my seat, i would happily pay one of you guys several hundred hard-earned us dollars' worth of the currency of your choice for a couple hours nap time in one of those.

It is possibly the best part of the job - the bed it a bit hard but it's better that what any of the passengers will get :)

If you look maybe half an hour after we clear away the meal trays, you'll see half the crew shuffling down the aisle clutching blankets.

that looks like a huge space to hide on a 777, where exactly is it located?

Above the passenger cabin, the rear central bulkhead houses the staircase. It stretches all the way to the bulkhead in the front of the rear cabin.

That image of the 777 is a bit deceiving.

http://airchive.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/AA-BOEING-773-DELIV-FLIGHT-CREW-REST-3-1024x680.jpg

Most people are going to have to duck a bit to walk down the isle. That guy isn't even all the way up and he's close to hitting the ceiling. Still, better than the regular seats!

Oh yeah, the ceiling is about chest level for me, though that doesn't really matter if you're lying down!

What's the nicest thing a passenger has ever done for you?

Always love it when passengers give us some chocolates, or come in for a chat.

If you every want to chat to us, come in about an hour after we clear away the meals on long haul - we're usually not doing much around then :)

I was on a flight from Boston to Chicago - maybe three years ago. One of the flight attendants kept stuttering, repeating herself, and taking long pauses during the pre-flight safety spiel. She re-did the passenger count three or four times. She didn't stock the drink cart right - she had to keep running to the galley to re-stock. She basically just did all sorts of little things wrong.

Upon arrival in Chicago, the other flight attendant announced that it was her first day. So when I got up to get my backpack out of the overhead compartment (I was one row in front of her at the back of the plane), I asked if I could give her a "good job fist-bump". Her face lit up with the biggest, most sincere smile I'd seen in a long time. All of the anxiety she had felt throughout the entire flight - all of the little mistakes she had been fretting over - just completely melted away right in that moment. We had a great conversation about first-day jitters, fear of public speaking, and the fact that we all know that everyone's human.

I still think about that experience every so often. I'd never really interacted with a flight attendant like a human being before; I basically just repeated the typical robotic "coke, please" and "thanks" after takeoff, and a "have a nice day" on my way off the plane that I'd practiced over years of flying.

Ever since, I've always wanted to replicate that moment, but I've never had the balls again. Like, even if it's just approaching them for a conversation in their downtime like you suggest - I don't want to bother them, and I don't know what to talk about. If I ever try, it's usually just "hello, how's your day?" and then they'd answer "going well, sir" and then I'd pretend I was just on my way to the bathroom.

Maybe I'm just too awkward to do this.

edit: a word

First flight is terrible, you feel so under prepared - every FA know's the feeling.

We're always up for a chat though! Come back and say high if we're not wrestling with a cart :)

or come in for a chat.

What do you mean by that? Like come into the cabin where the pilots sit?

Just come into our galley :)

What's your favorite joke from Airplane! the movie?

Follow up, as far as AMAs go, are you nervous? First time?

I'm a fan of the "they have instruments" joke.

I'm a redditor, this is just a throwaway ;)

You ever seen a grown man naked?

I think so.

OP Missed that one completely, u/TheHumanSuitcase

A-HAH!

No, I've been nervous lots of times.

^{Nailed it.}

I work ATC and yesterday we had a major carrier flight divert back home due to a broken bathroom. It was damn near halfway to its destination and had to turn around and head back. So my question is, what the hell had to have happened in that bathroom, and, I know 737 have more than one, why would a single bathroom cause a diversion?

Forward left toilet failure would mean the pilots would have to walk all the way through the aircraft to go to the toilet, which is unsafe.

Probably turned back because they didn't have the resources at the destination, so rather than ground it out there, they'd bring it back and fix it ASAP.

I once heard to never drink the coffee because the non-bottled water in planes is not very sanitary. Is that true?

Potable water isn't the greatest, but then again neither is airline coffee.

Do you ever have fears that your flight might be involved in a terrorist attack? If so, how do you combat those fears?

No, although some airports could improve their security a little.

What route has the worst people? I have asked flight attendants this and they are all in agreement on a certain city. I don't want to bias you, so I will wait for your answer.

West African cities.

It's more the culture than anything, but when people click and hiss at you to attract attention, it pisses me off.

They also buy ALL the duty free, usually to make a statement about how much money they have.

Have you worked for multiple airlines? If so, what did you like about one vs. the other?

I've only worked for one, and it's a major airline so I'm no really worked as hard as the lo-cost carriers, but each has their unique challenges.

Did you have any type of near-miss or scary incidents that the crew all knew about, but didn't tell the passengers to keep them calm?

I was taking off out of Frankfurt last week actually and my door seal was making a horrific hissing noise. The only real way of finding out whether it was leaking was to get above the safe altitude. Turns out it was fine and the seal was probably just a bit wet. Apart from that, nothing much.

Are there any hidden parachutes on board any flight? Thanks!

Nope

My sister wants to be a flight attendant, and her question is which airline do you think treats their air hostess the worst? Also, what is the minimum height to be a flight attendant?

Minimum height is usually about 5 foot.

Try to avoid low coast airlines if you don't want to work really hard, but the reality is, you'll get worked hard and have to miss out on special occasions regardless of what airline you join.

Okay, as a flight attendant is it true that you guys have to carry around a spare uniform around with you in case one gets dirty?

I carry a spare shirt on short haul, long haul I carry a fresh uniform around with me. Cos plane smell is nasty.

That is true. About the smell. Huh, interesting. I always thought you guys would have to bring around one because with babies and all that there has to be occasions where the uniform gets messy.

Yeah, we carry stain remover, and the toilet seat wipes in the toilets work very well for removing stuff.

1. Do you use your cellphone in flight?
2. Do you always fly the same routes?
3. How often do you get to utilize the free flights?
4. Most importantly, how can we be better passengers and help you do your job better/more efficiently?

1) Do you use your cellphone in flight?

In flight Mode, usually just for photos.

2) Do you always fly the same routes?

Nope, my airline has a large route variety.

3) How often do you get to utilize the free flights?

We have to pay taxes which is surprisingly expensive, but I don't use it too often - busy at work!

4) Most importantly, how can we be better passengers and help you do your job better/more efficiently?

When we do our slow backwards walk checking your seatbelt etc - just make sure every thing is in check because when we're doing that (espescially for landing), we're usually quite pressed for time and coming across someone with a meal tray, seat reclined, seatbelt undone and their belongings strewn across 3 rows who also needs to go to the toilet, it becomes a bit of a hassle.

What's the worst experience you've had as a flight attendant?

Cleaning up vomit, 4am, can hardly keep my eyes open in the back of an airbus during turblulence.

A boeing is very solid during turbulence, however an airbus tends to sway about, especially at the back - makes a lot of people sick.

Do you have to eat the same rubbish as the passengers or do you get treated to something nicer?

We're treated to something generally a bit worse on long haul (think school lunch sandwiches) so I often go for the business/first class food.

Shorthaul we'd get the equivalent to a long haul economy meal.

Have you had any weird passengers? e.g. Like get naked in front of everyone weird.

Nope, you get the people drumming their bodies quite a bit, never quite worked that one out.

How long is a typical work week for you? And what sort of hours in each day of your work week?

We don't have a working week per se, but we can work up to 8 days in a row if they're all 2 sector short haul routes. Duty's can vary from 2 hours to 16 hours.

We can also work up to 4 flights a day, or operate two 15 hour flights in 4 days.

Regulation is that we can have 20mins of break every 12 hours, but on a 12 hour flight, around 3hrs 30mins of break is usual for my airline.

20 minutes of break every 12 hours???

Aside from that - with such an unpredictable schedule how are you paid? Salary/hourly/distance?

I get salaried and then an hourly pay for every hour I spend away from home.

Have you ever hit a passenger with the cart? I've been hit multiple times. Twice by the Same attendant.

Yeah, but they usually put they're legs in front of a 300lb cart that I can't see the other side of.

Should passengers avoid flirting with flight attendants, or is it welcome?

You can flirt, it's just knowing where the line is that's the problem sometimes.

What's the accommodation like when you're between work shifts?

Do you get time to explore any of the places you stop in or is it generally just airport hotels and then back to work?

What's the nicest thing a passenger has done for you?

The accommodation is generally pretty good. We have to have quite a few contractual agreements met which only come in 4/5* hotels. All our hotels are downtown too, so away from the airport.

We generally get a minimum of 24 hours in a destination, so if you plan ahead and hit the ground running you can get a decent amount of stuff done.

My usual plan for a 24 hour stop is to have a nap, have a wander and stock up on stuff you can only get in that destination before heading out for dinner with the crew.

We can spend up to 8 nights in a few destinations though, that's when it turns into a holiday and you start bringing friends/family along on buddy tickets.

One more!

What kind of strain does this type of work schedule and traveling put on relationships?

I'm not in a relationship, but people are. It often becomes a long distance relationship tbh.

Socially it is a bit of hassle coming up with dates to do stuff. I didn't know what I'd be doing over the christmas period until last week.

What are your hours? Like do you work from 8:00am until 8:00pm or something like that? And how many places do you travel to in one day?

We can hit 3 places in one day. If we worked 8am - 8pm I'd probably quit.

Hours are 24/7, 365 days a year with no pattern to follow.

What can we do to get moved up to a first or business class seat if they are open?

Not much :( Management don't like it when we upgrade people.

Does anyone still call you a stewardess?

Yeah, it annoys me.

About what percentage of people would you guess actually pay attention to your beginning speech about where everything is i.e. Exits, O2 masks, etc?

Depends on the route, but on the whole - 10-15%

Do you still get rattled by turbulence? And have you experienced flying with a passenger that overacts on every little turbulence?

I quite enjoy turbulence. I only ever feel a little bit queezy if I'm doing a service during some nasty bumps, going up and down with the trolley and pouring drinks isn't pleasant.

Passengers love to exaggerate, often telling me how bad the turbulence was when it wasn't. I'm usually like, "Yeah, I was on the plane with you."

What can we as flyers do to make a flight attendant's job way easier? Also ~ what's the longest stretch you've had to fly for?

I have done a 15 hour flight before, and that was long lol.

Just do what we ask to be honest - don't stack the trays! It may seem helpful but they go back in one-by-one.

What's your favorite plane to fly on? Why?

Boeing or airbus? Why?

Boeing 777-300.

Sounds great on takeoff, nice crew rest and generally very good through turbulence.

I have heard the only way to meet a flight attendant is to ask them for a drink at the airport bar (if it is indeed their last flight of the day), as it is really the only safe option... Can you confirm?

We always get whisked away to the hotel so unless you chance across us there (we can't tell you our hotel for security reasons) it'll be pretty hard.

If we're landing back home, we're often out the airport before the passengers.

What tips do you have on choosing the right airline food?

It's all pretty shitty - although I often eat the beef on board.

How did you get into the career of being a flight attendant? I've always been interested in it.

I worked on the ground as a gate agent, but honestly you need a high school education and preferably some customer service experience. A industry where it's proven you can care for people; ie nurse, teacher, carer etc is always helpful as well!

Airlines look for personality more than anything.

Is it a fulfilling career? Are you happy doing it? I won't ask personal questions such as your level of pay but do you make enough to live/enjoy yourself?

I love it, meet so many new people and see amazing destinations.

Pay could be better, but it's liveable.

How do you go about getting into that field? I've done some research and I know you have to start in the 'lo-cost' airlines.

You don't have to start there, it's just more difficult to get into the mainline and major airlines as everyone wants to be there.

Why did i get cut off on my last flight!? first of all i was in first-class it was a short flight NY to ft. lauderdale i only had 4 drinks and i did not make a peep the entire flight. i was alone so i literally did not speak a word except to order drinks, i didn't even get up to go to the bathroom! is this like a policy? was it bc the flight was so short?

Down to the FA's really. I usually tell them to slow down, or give them water and explain to them that if they're ok in about half an hour, I'll give them another drink.

Why is it that pilots and FAs don't announce who they work for? Even my Facebook friends don't post it in their info. It's always "major airline"

It's because it's publicity for the wrong reasons for the airline usually. Although it's generally easy to work it out if you're in the industry.

Will have done around 100 segments by year's end. Do you genuinely think of us as good customers or pathetic people who have to live in hotels?

Never have hung out with crew after work. How would I go about this (if at all possible.)

How much discretion do you have with last minute upgrades or giving away booze? Under what conditions would you do so?

I don't often carry an opinion to be honest.

It'd be quite difficult to squeeze the hotel we stay in out of us, as we can't say for security reasons.

Firing up tinder in an airport will no doubt get you FA's.

I heard once that bumpiness in flying is like bumpiness in driving...there are some areas that are just naturally bumpy (like going over mountains). What are some other things that may cause natural turbulence that as a flight attendant you are aware of? Because I always assume the plane is going down the minute there's a bump so it would be nice to know like "ok this is completely normal and expected because we are going over mountains right now"

Mountains are bumpy because they whip up the air down below.

Flying around the equator and tropical regions are also a bit volatile due to the weather cycles they experience. But turbulence can happen anywhere to be honest.

Is it true that stewardesses crop dust the plane regularly?

It's true that everyone get's very gassy on board, but I don't often crop dust. Can't speak for other flight attendants though.

My wife wants to fly to Ireland next year for our anniversary. DTW being the departure, not sure about where we will be on layover or landing in country. I have only flown once and to be quite honest, I don't like airplanes (helicopters though Im always game for). Any advice on how to get through such a long flight without making a complete fool of myself?

If you sit towards the middle, it's less likely to be bumpy.

Fasten your seatbelt over your blanket so we don't have to wake you to check.

Bring the FA's some chocolates will get you some kudos and presents in return.

Enjoy the movies!

Seriously? We can give stuff to flight attendants? I always assumed that would be a security risk and frowned upon from a 27 year old guy

Nope! We love gifts :)

How do you feel about the touchy-feely news stories that talk about how an airline went the extra mile for someone, or something? Are those just a ploy to soften the industry image, or do nice things really happen that frequently?

I quite often go the extra miles for people who are nice.

Although sometimes plating an economy meal in some first class china makes all the difference.

Why can't I have a second pack of cookies? They are so good with coffee!

Because reasons!

What are the perks you get?

Discounts in the most random of places (I always ask) and free flights :D

Is reclining your seat in a plane rude? Have you discussed this with other flight attendants? What's the consensus?

It's the cause of the biggest arguments between passengers, but they can be reclined and passengers can if they want.

I'm of the opinion (and tell passengers this) that it should be upright during meal service, but once we settle in for the long haul, passengers are more than welcome to recline.

Thank you for taking the time to answer our questions!

No worries!

Can I get a free/discounted ticket? I'll bring you chocolate.

Nah mate.

I'll take the chocolate though.

Kind of a weird question, but what is a good gift for a Flight atttendant...? Tryin to impress the MIL.

I'm personally a fan of chocolates :) It's our most common gift.

Hi! Were you in any situation were you had to report someone, like for misbehave or something that appeared suspect?

Nope :)

What does the ding sound I occasionally hear indicate? I'm talking the ones that don't correspond to the flight attendant button or the seatbelt sign.

Single chime in the galley; Call Bell

Single Chime in the cabin; seatbelt sign

Bing-bong; Interphone

Double bing-bong; Take-off imminent

Triple bing-bong; Alert stations (to hear an emergency briefing over the phone)

Continuous chimes; toilet alarm

Alarm: evac alarm (which you would never hear)

How long do you get to stay in the places you fly to? Like if you fly to Italy for example can you just chill there for a few days before you fly back?

Anywhere between 45 minutes and 8 days. :)

On short haul it's usually around an hour, extending to 2 nights on the odd occasion.

On long haul, anywhere from 24 hour to 8 days. Although to get 3 local nights is a bit of a treat.

Where are you tired of flying to and why?

Some West African destinations we're not allowed to leave the hotel for security reasons, so that gets a bit boring.

I work for an airline now, and my dad is pushing me to be a flight attendant but I'm not really a people person (even though I can fake it well). Do you think this job would help someone like me open up more or would it make it worse?

It would help you open up, but you may have difficulty in the interview if you come across introverted.