I am "America's Most Beloved Author" David Sedaris. AMA.
Fun fact: I only type with one finger, so Victoria, super-typist, is helping me today. "America's Most Beloved Typist."
Update: Well, are there like tons of horribly mean questions? I didn't expect it to be so gentle. I didn't expect people to be so kind. I was delighted, really. I've never done anything like this before. To my knowledge.
I think it helped, too, to have Victoria doing the typing. I'm so slow with my one finger, I would still be on the second question.
I'd better get back to my hotel now. And take a bath. Before meeting my friend. For dinner. I don't want to smell like an adult busboy.