I am Maddox, AMA.
I am Maddox, author of "The Best Page in the Universe" and "The Alphabet of Manliness." Front page updated for verification purposes: http://maddox.xmission.com/ Ask me anything.
Also: exclusive announcement on Reddit (response to first question).
Update [Feb 3]: I've gone through almost every post, comment, and question (no matter how stupid), and replied to most of them. You're welcome.