I show people my boobs for money. I like Skyrim. Will someone bring me a Sprite?
I show people my boobs for money. I like Skyrim. Will someone bring me a Sprite?
Comments: 437 • Responses: 84 • Date: 2014-03-01 07:11:14 UTCsource
nickleEYE51 karma2014-03-01 07:31:05 UTC
Is there sex in the champaign room?
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hufflepuffinweed47 karma2014-03-01 07:38:06 UTC
It depends where you are and what kind of stripper you're with. I do not sex anyone in the champagne room.
Nathan_Flomm15 karma2014-03-01 07:49:11 UTC
Why not? You were an escort before, no?
hufflepuffinweed50 karma2014-03-01 07:58:36 UTC
Noooo. I booked their calls for them in a tiny office, handled the agency's cut of the money, posted online ads, etc. Its never the girl in the picture-- by the way.
Nathan_Flomm30 karma2014-03-01 08:02:07 UTC
Oh, I thought you worked AS an escort.
Its never the girl in the picture
Its never the girl in the picture
I know...I mean...that's what I heard.
hufflepuffinweed20 karma2014-03-01 08:06:48 UTC
thisonesjustforfun6 karma2014-03-01 16:53:38 UTC
Well, not in the cards but some of the sites are legit, and you can find real girls on the review sites.
Or just stand in the hotel lobby and look like you have money after 10pm.
hufflepuffinweed7 karma2014-03-01 17:18:38 UTC
Right! Most of the sites that are legit require some sort of monthly/annual fee though. Hotel lobbies are definitely your best bet!
indieshometownhifi6 karma2014-03-01 08:16:30 UTC
I used to collect hundreds of those pictures and then put them all over my brothers suite and also leave a huge stack in his bag so when he got home he'd find them. Do those girls even exist?
hufflepuffinweed35 karma2014-03-01 08:45:24 UTC
I think most of them are porn stars. But they are not existing escorts in Las Vegas.
indieshometownhifi5 karma2014-03-01 08:58:27 UTC
And you got downvoted for answering my question.. Nice!
hufflepuffinweed12 karma2014-03-01 09:01:00 UTC
Haha! Well hopefully I can prevent at least one disappointed man when he opens his hotel room door.
musicqt34 karma2014-03-01 07:37:30 UTC
What is the weirdest request you have got from someone before?
hufflepuffinweed94 karma2014-03-01 07:52:32 UTC
One time this guy who was about 40 offered me money to come to his hotel room so that he could dry hump me Bad Teacher style. OP did not deliver.
EnderFenrir30 karma2014-03-01 14:51:56 UTC
I knew a girl that would have a guy come in once a week and pay her $200 to piss in a dixie cup. She never knew exactly what he did with it, he would just leave with it.
hufflepuffinweed49 karma2014-03-01 17:26:11 UTC
HAHA! I fucking believe it. When I was dispatching escorts a girl came back from a call where some guy paid her to walk on his chest in cleats. He then put the cleats back in the box and told her he was giving his niece that set of cleats for Christmas. Still gives me the heebie jeebies.
BrownMofo4 karma2014-03-01 20:31:59 UTC
I lost it it PCP and how they were showing the video of him in the roof smoking while reading the list.
hufflepuffinweed7 karma2014-03-01 20:45:29 UTC
By far one of the best episodes ever. That one and bieberhole69.
UtterlyDisposable27 karma2014-03-01 16:33:07 UTC
Eight hundred dollars a month to pee in a cup? I don't care what you do with it, sign me up.
hufflepuffinweed24 karma2014-03-01 17:26:59 UTC
Fuck yeah! I have to pee right now! But the whole getting out of bed thing.... and I don't have a Dixie cup.
EnderFenrir9 karma2014-03-01 16:54:37 UTC
Hell ya, thats what I said.
hufflepuffinweed13 karma2014-03-01 17:28:37 UTC
Does the Fenrir in your name have anything to do with Norse mythology? I was going to name my husky Fenrir.
EnderFenrir9 karma2014-03-01 17:50:15 UTC
It totally is, and that would be an awesome name for a husky.
hufflepuffinweed24 karma2014-03-01 17:59:36 UTC
I went with Ghost after Jon Snow's direwolf. He's all white so it's perfect.
Poopstock16 karma2014-03-01 16:27:12 UTC
He was performing research for his thesis on substance abuse among adult entertainment workers.
hufflepuffinweed22 karma2014-03-01 17:31:26 UTC
"Every employee has tested positive for: marijuana, mdma, pcp, Adderall, Dayquil, Nyquil--why would anyone take both? Nitrous oxide, Cialis and birth control. Thanks for bringing that up buddy, can't have kids! Don't need birth control!"
FAILT4STIC2 karma2014-03-02 01:02:38 UTC
Love the Workaholics reference!
hufflepuffinweed4 karma2014-03-02 01:47:47 UTC
Best show ever! I saw Blake when I was at the Fantasy Factory but didn't talk to him. I would have probably cried. And I didn't want to be known forever as the crying girl.
yayotacos24 karma2014-03-01 07:24:59 UTC
hufflepuffinweed44 karma2014-03-01 07:31:57 UTC
I wake up around 1 or 2, eat food, watch Netflix, go to class and then go to work. I'm a pretty big homebody.
mightyjoejung9 karma2014-03-01 15:57:01 UTC
What classes do you take?
ChairmanMeow2321 karma2014-03-01 15:59:55 UTC
Advanced organic chemistry
hufflepuffinweed44 karma2014-03-01 17:20:45 UTC
I took chemistry in high school... It was the only class I ever got a C in. I still don't even know what the fuck a mole is. Fuck chemistry.
bigtcm62 karma2014-03-01 21:42:53 UTC
Former chemistry teacher here! I'm six and half feet tall and weigh a shade over 200 lbs (will be relevant in a second).
So you know how some atoms are bigger than others? Hydrogen has only one proton, so we'll say it has a mass of 1. Oxygen has 8 protons and (usually) 8 neutrons, so we'll say it has a mass of 16. If we decide to weigh out 500 masses of each atom, we'll have 500 hydrogen atoms, but we'll only have ~31 (500/16) atoms of oxygen.
Similarly, if we decided to weigh out 500 lbs of bigtcm - you'll have two and a half bigtcm's while we may have 3 - 4 hufflepuffinweed's.
Chemical reactions, (and also most relationships between people!) deal in numbers, not weight or mass: 2 H2 + 1 O2 --> 2 H2O. In this case we have 4 hydrogen atoms mixing with 2 oxygen atoms to create 2 molecules of water. Similarly, we say oh I hooked up with 1 girl last night, or I hooked up with 3 girls at a party! We never measure them in terms of mass.
If I define a threesome as 2 girls and 1 guy, how many girls would I need to give threesomes to 3 of my guy friends? (The answer is 2x3 = 6). If I had a dozen guys, I'd need two dozen girls. If I had 100 guys, I'd need 200 girls. I can't relate it to mass, because it doesn't make sense. 200 lbs of girls will not necessarily go with 100 lb of guy. I need to count numbers of people here rather than just mass.
So skipping all the details, we'll just say that several famous historical chemists worked out that if you measure out a substance's mass in grams, you'll have this whacky number (6.022 x 1023) atoms. 1 gram of hydrogen = 6.022 x 1023 atoms of hydrogen. 16 grams of oxygen = 6.022 x 1023 atoms of hydrogen. This whacky number is a mole.
And that's pretty much what a mole is. In the previous example of people, we used a funny word (a dozen) to describe a number (12). A mole is just a funny word that describes an obscenely large number (of atoms...usually).
Now lets revist that chemistry example. 2 H2 + 1 O2 --> 2 H2O
It doesn't make sense to say I'm going to mix 4 grams of hydrogen with 2 grams of oxygen, remember we're dealing with numbers of atoms here, not just mass. We can say we want to mix 4 dozen hydrogen atoms with 1 dozen oxygen atoms. Similarly, we can also say we want to mix 4 moles of hydrogen with 1 mole of oxygen.
I hope this unnecessary and unsolicited chemistry lesson made some sense. Any questions?
A_K1TTEN89 karma2014-03-01 22:30:45 UTC
When do we start making meth?
hufflepuffinweed54 karma2014-03-02 00:22:56 UTC
We have to cook, Jesse!
ben8762 karma2014-03-01 16:13:20 UTC
is this a boner joke?
ChairmanMeow233 karma2014-03-01 16:28:17 UTC
It's a joke that strippers in Las Vegas probably aren't studying anything significant. Possible though, op should answer to find out.
hufflepuffinweed9 karma2014-03-01 17:22:54 UTC
International Languages. I used to be an archaeology major, though. Greco-Roman.
hufflepuffinweed15 karma2014-03-01 17:16:49 UTC
Right now I'm taking English, Russian and philosophy.
hufflepuffinweed6 karma2014-03-01 17:21:25 UTC
English, Russian and philosophy.
AlanBergsVW5 karma2014-03-01 17:31:11 UTC
Круто, удачи вам!
hufflepuffinweed15 karma2014-03-01 17:54:17 UTC
I don't have any Cyrillic on this shitty laptop but thank you!!
surfenusaxd19 karma2014-03-01 08:00:40 UTC
How do you feel a move to dollar coins instead of dollar bills would affect the stripping industry?
hufflepuffinweed47 karma2014-03-01 08:16:48 UTC
I would be very unhappy if someone threw a coin at me on stage.
left4alive48 karma2014-03-01 16:12:19 UTC
That's what we throw at strippers in Canada. It's way more fun.
hufflepuffinweed36 karma2014-03-01 17:36:32 UTC
Aaaaaand that's why I've only had sex with one Canadian.
Trying2Lose19 karma2014-03-01 07:59:02 UTC
Do you ever get turned on at all by your job? I know most guys are probably older overweight gentlemen but do you ever get the occasional young hot bachelor... ?
hufflepuffinweed46 karma2014-03-01 08:48:12 UTC
There are some pretty hot guys that come in. I accidentally made out with one before. I blame it on the a a a a alcohol
kissmymsmc18 karma2014-03-01 07:14:59 UTC
Prior to Vegas, did you have any experience in the sex industry?
hufflepuffinweed22 karma2014-03-01 07:17:34 UTC
I did not!... unless Hooters counts. I worked there for about three years.
LittleFaceAcneDick8 karma2014-03-01 15:58:36 UTC
How was the money and environment there?
hufflepuffinweed21 karma2014-03-01 17:32:58 UTC
It was cool. It was right on the beach in Maryland so we'd just walk over and swim after shifts. Girls are fucking assholes sometimes but we all already knew that.
That_Unknown_Guy8 karma2014-03-03 20:01:21 UTC
Girls are fucking assholes sometimes but we all already knew that.
Girls are fucking assholes sometimes but we all already knew that.
Yep. Can confirm. Some girls are into pegging.
hufflepuffinweed3 karma2014-03-07 23:05:23 UTC
Can confirm. Am into pegging.
KefkasGhost17 karma2014-03-01 16:31:53 UTC
How do you handle it if a guy cums in his pants during a lapdance?
hufflepuffinweed64 karma2014-03-01 17:41:38 UTC
I've only felt it happen once and I doused myself in antibacterial liquid after. Thanks for the repressed memories though, buddy.
Mesoposty11 karma2014-03-01 19:55:22 UTC
I'm betting it's happened more than once, I had friends that worked in the strip clubs in SF, they said dudes come in there pants all the time, said you could see it in there eyes and how all the sudden they where ready to split
hufflepuffinweed12 karma2014-03-01 20:04:24 UTC
HAHA in their eyes! It probably has happened more than once but that's the only time my leg has come in contact with the actual wet spot. Man, even talking about it UGH.
shakeitmackten17 karma2014-03-01 07:15:25 UTC
How much of the movie strippers life is it reality? Drugs/sex/single mothers etc...
hufflepuffinweed29 karma2014-03-01 07:21:19 UTC
Eh, it definitely plays it up quite a bit. Depending on which club you work, you might find a higher percentage of single mothers, drugs, sex. The more popular and higher class clubs I'd say have less single mothers, more drugs.
The smaller clubs usually have more single mothers, less drugs, less partying because they're actually working to pay for their child. At least this has been my experience so far.
HonestCupcake15 karma2014-03-01 07:31:10 UTC
What has been your favorite experience in your career so far? Least favorite?
hufflepuffinweed44 karma2014-03-01 07:37:19 UTC
One night I met some child of a rich Canadian oil man and he had dad's credit card. He got really drunk and just sat in the champagne room and talked to me for about 4-5 hours. I made $2900 that night. I cried when I went home.
Least favorite? One time this Indian guy walked into the champagne room and just pulled his dick out. I quickly left the champagne room.
Nathan_Flomm11 karma2014-03-01 07:48:21 UTC
Why'd you cry?
hufflepuffinweed50 karma2014-03-01 07:53:13 UTC
I have never made that much money in a day before. Probably even a week. I got home and laid in it.
SirPaulAnthony15 karma2014-03-01 07:40:58 UTC
Do you do any drugs with the clients? If so, which drugs?
hufflepuffinweed75 karma2014-03-01 07:46:26 UTC
One time I did cocaine out of another strippers buttcrack.
I have brought shame to my family.
SirPaulAnthony19 karma2014-03-01 07:56:12 UTC
That's some in the moment type of shit. (pun intended)
hufflepuffinweed16 karma2014-03-01 08:31:17 UTC
SirPaulAnthony12 karma2014-03-01 08:36:06 UTC
AYYYYY WE WANT SOME PUUUSSSAAAYYY.
hufflepuffinweed55 karma2014-03-01 08:43:58 UTC
AYYYY I DON'T WORK AT ANY FULL NUDE CLUBS BUT YOU CAN SEE MY BOOOOOBAAAAYYYYYS
SirPaulAnthony10 karma2014-03-01 08:46:37 UTC
I want to get a dance from you if i ever make it to las Vegas :b
hufflepuffinweed21 karma2014-03-01 08:52:43 UTC
Fo sho! Just send me a message if you're ever in town!
BUTT_STENCH14 karma2014-03-01 07:43:41 UTC
How much would you say you make on a typical night?
hufflepuffinweed36 karma2014-03-01 07:55:04 UTC
It depends. I've made $2900 in a night before and I have also left -50. You have to pay a "house fee" to go to work which can range from like 20-80 a night. If you don't make it back, you're just out of luck. Normally between 400-600.
shakeitmackten14 karma2014-03-01 07:28:06 UTC
Do you have any regrets about your decision?
hufflepuffinweed21 karma2014-03-01 07:33:40 UTC
About stripping? No. I regret taking so long to come out of my shell at work. I used to super quiet and kind of hide in the corner, make about $100. I do usually end up regretting how much I drank at work the night before though.
TheAtomicPlayboy14 karma2014-03-01 08:03:44 UTC
Are you sure this isn't the plot to Showgirls?
hufflepuffinweed21 karma2014-03-01 08:09:38 UTC
Showgirls was actually filmed at one of the clubs that I regularly work at!
captain_obvious_scum12 karma2014-03-01 08:14:57 UTC
Happy Birthday. Do I win anything?
hufflepuffinweed25 karma2014-03-01 08:49:02 UTC
A lap dance.
TommyWalker12379 karma2014-03-01 07:45:10 UTC
What's unique about Vegas that wouldn't be normal/acceptable anywhere else?
hufflepuffinweed23 karma2014-03-01 07:57:25 UTC
You can smoke just about anywhere... You can walk down the strip and drink straight from a bottle of whiskey.
ulzimate7 karma2014-03-01 16:28:29 UTC
hufflepuffinweed59 karma2014-03-01 17:34:08 UTC
Cigarettes. This ain't Colorado, man.
yayotacos9 karma2014-03-01 07:45:56 UTC
hufflepuffinweed21 karma2014-03-01 08:06:20 UTC
Languages! I've studied French, Spanish, Latin and ancient Greek so far (I used to be an archaeology major to explain the last two). I'm currently taking Russian.
ThatSteeve3 karma2014-03-01 15:35:29 UTC
Wow! Do you study for written translations primarily or are you learning/able to speak & understand the languages? Polyglots are awesome!
hufflepuffinweed6 karma2014-03-01 17:16:02 UTC
Both! Listening and reading come far easier than speaking but I think this might be pretty common. At least if you're learning in a classroom as opposed to immersion. My French grammar is pretty off when I speak since I haven't studied it since high school but I can understand most of it if I'm reading or listening to someone talk to me.
BloodQueef_McOral8 karma2014-03-01 07:57:01 UTC
Cheesy question, but do you have Daddy Issues? (i.e how is your relationship with your dad?)
hufflepuffinweed17 karma2014-03-01 08:18:42 UTC
No daddy issues here.. not unless they're super underlying. My dads a cool guy.
ben87615 karma2014-03-01 16:23:05 UTC
Tell your dad I said hi.
hufflepuffinweed19 karma2014-03-01 17:35:33 UTC
He said "whaddap dawg?"
hufflepuffinweed26 karma2014-03-01 17:35:56 UTC
Really. He says that. Complete with hand gestures and all.
nosaJ42976 karma2014-03-02 03:17:52 UTC
Tell your dad some random guy on the internet thinks he's awesome
hufflepuffinweed6 karma2014-03-02 03:31:59 UTC
diomedesXIII8 karma2014-03-01 07:16:41 UTC
Who is the most famous person you've ever danced for and were they a good client?
hufflepuffinweed21 karma2014-03-01 07:25:30 UTC
Haha god its a stretch on "famous" but I met Johnny Richter from Kottonmouth Kings at the Rhino a few months ago. Very cool guy.
youropinionman4206 karma2014-03-01 07:32:00 UTC
Jesus I almost forgot all about that band
hufflepuffinweed54 karma2014-03-01 07:34:48 UTC
I think they did too.
HonestCupcake7 karma2014-03-01 07:47:44 UTC
Also, Happy Birthday! I hope it's a wonderful day for you!
A few more questions:
-What got you into this profession in the first place?
-What are your plans for after stripping? Do you plan to stop?
hufflepuffinweed12 karma2014-03-01 08:03:55 UTC
Thank you! I'm going to school right now for international languages. One day I hope I'm good enough to be a translator.
I plan to stop some time before I start to stretch the age limit. I do not ever want to be THAT stripper. I started dancing for the money, before this I was broke and living in a one bedroom apartment with another girl. We shared a mattress.
Brickhaas7 karma2014-03-01 16:05:28 UTC
Do you know the stripper that danced for Chris Hardwock and his girlfriend? Her name was "Jedi"?
hufflepuffinweed6 karma2014-03-01 17:37:29 UTC
I don't think so but it's quite possible. Most strippers have different names at different clubs.
Brute11007 karma2014-03-01 07:46:17 UTC
What is the most you have made in a night or weekend.
Also what is the most memorable night you have had as a stripper.
hufflepuffinweed10 karma2014-03-01 08:32:06 UTC
One night I made $2900. Emphasis on one night, that's not very typical.
Definitely the time I did cocaine out of stripper butt.
Brute11002 karma2014-03-01 08:35:05 UTC
Well I guess that would be memorable. What is the least favorite part of your job?
hufflepuffinweed10 karma2014-03-01 08:41:14 UTC
Bruises. You get a whole lot of them swinging around on the pole.
Brute11003 karma2014-03-01 08:49:26 UTC
Did you take classes to learn the pole or just learn by messing around?
hufflepuffinweed15 karma2014-03-01 08:53:28 UTC
Nope no classes. I think its the same for most strippers. You just get drunk, get up there and figure this shit out!
lightburst77 karma2014-03-01 21:57:37 UTC
How much touching do you allow? How much touching do you do? Or do you try to keep touching, on either direction, as minimal (if not zero)? How does this apply to strippers in general?
There is an idea about the porn industry that just because porn actresses have sex with strangers (for their job) means they'd be willing to give sex with anyone. Are you willing to strip for anyone (paid, of course. or maybe not?) outside the strip club? Minus the bachelor parties, and whatnot.
Note: I have not been on a strip club before. Nor have I met a stripper!
hufflepuffinweed6 karma2014-03-02 00:37:05 UTC
I try to keep touching down to a minimum. I don't ever touch personally, but many girls do. It's against the rules but some clubs are more lenient than others. If a guy is nice I might let him grab a boob once in awhile. I think I'm more on the prude side of dancing. As for bachelor parties? Maybe about half of strippers do them. I don't just because I've heard of girls getting themselves into dangerous situations.
Lolascanvas6 karma2014-03-01 17:59:51 UTC
Have you ever been to Batista's Hole in the Wall in Las Vegas?
hufflepuffinweed14 karma2014-03-01 18:15:11 UTC
Like, sergeant Batista? No I haven't. I don't get out much.
undertheolivebaum6 karma2014-03-01 16:54:43 UTC
how attractive does one have to be to be a stripper on a 10 point scale?
hufflepuffinweed15 karma2014-03-01 17:44:28 UTC
It depends club to club. I've seen one of the most horrific individuals during a day shift at one of the smaller clubs, I'm talking -0/10. Someone on the club's yelp review called her a bridge troll I think. Rhino really has the reputation for best looking girls.
Cottonismyrealname5 karma2014-03-01 07:31:49 UTC
Were you familiar with pole dancing before you became a dancer or did you learn it while you worked?
hufflepuffinweed9 karma2014-03-01 07:40:33 UTC
I was not. I also did not go on the pole for the first six months. Then one night at Hustler I got extremely belligerent and sucked it up and went on the pole. I've learned quickly though and most places you get to pick the music you dance to. It's pretty fun. Plus you make more money.
yayotacos5 karma2014-03-01 08:16:26 UTC
hufflepuffinweed12 karma2014-03-01 08:50:17 UTC
Weeeell it depends. I like to have sex but I don't sleep around. Lots of sex with one person.
ar18545 karma2014-03-01 07:55:19 UTC
How would you describe your ideal client?
hufflepuffinweed12 karma2014-03-01 08:33:21 UTC
Friendly, respectful and willing to drink. I luv me some whiskey.
fairlife5 karma2014-03-01 19:14:24 UTC
Just read the whole AMA and you are a very cool person! Wish you well in life! :)
My question would be, how cool is your boyfriend about your job? Did you tell him or did he know beforehand? And since there are a lot of strippers at Las Vegas, I assume, what's the general mentality regarding strippers like?
hufflepuffinweed8 karma2014-03-01 19:30:29 UTC
Thank you :) My boyfriend is very cool about it. I told him before we started dating and it didn't affect his opinion of me at all, which is great. He's very supportive. He understands that it's a job and I treat it as such. The general mentality of strippers is definitely the best in Las Vegas out of other places in the country besides maybe Portland. Most of the boys here grew up with lots of their classmates becoming strippers (some even their mothers) so its really not a big deal to them. Ive told boys before and have been met with a shrug or interested questions about the industry.
jejune_pontoon4 karma2014-03-01 18:17:40 UTC
Do you have a regular set of songs you dance to?
hufflepuffinweed10 karma2014-03-01 18:31:50 UTC
Pet- A Perfect Circle
Get Some- Chevelle
The Mission- Puscifer :D
new_zealand4 karma2014-03-01 23:21:59 UTC
Maynard fan? Well you're awesome
hufflepuffinweed6 karma2014-03-02 00:14:30 UTC
I love Maynard. I don't ever drink wine but if I ever get my hands on Maynard's wine.... I will drink it.
spyro_dragon4 karma2014-03-01 21:54:21 UTC
Tits or gtfo. Haha just kidding, thanks for stopping bye
hufflepuffinweed7 karma2014-03-02 00:28:35 UTC
SPYRO! My favorite game ever growing up. I have every single one.
Bat_turd4 karma2014-03-01 07:37:43 UTC
Pics? Has to be.
hufflepuffinweed11 karma2014-03-01 07:47:24 UTC
Confidential proof. I haven't told mom yet.
DJBJ2 karma2014-03-01 16:51:57 UTC
Are you ever going to tell her or is this one of those things you'll take to the grave?
hufflepuffinweed4 karma2014-03-01 17:46:17 UTC
Grave. Maybe. We'll see.
Agonist853 karma2014-03-02 01:28:31 UTC
What does she think you do?
hufflepuffinweed9 karma2014-03-02 01:48:23 UTC
I'm a cocktail waitress at Tryst. Plot twist I have never been to Tryst.
lilyaqha4 karma2014-03-01 17:22:36 UTC
How do you deal with dancing for a person that creeps you out? (If that has ever happened) (Hands you a sprite. )
hufflepuffinweed7 karma2014-03-01 17:56:04 UTC
Ahaha thank you! I tend to avoid the creepier ones if I can help it. There used to be this guy at Cheetahs that would come in and would sit in the corner and smell terrible. He would also wear basketball shorts with no underwear. If I saw him coming... I would run.
SpiffierGoose611 karma2014-03-01 18:02:23 UTC
saw him cumming
saw him cumming
hufflepuffinweed9 karma2014-03-01 18:13:41 UTC
Should have seen that one com... cumming.
touchytouch003 karma2014-03-01 20:12:30 UTC
How did you start like If I wanted to be stripper what do I do? I see it's kind of freelancing so how does one makes his mind the first time to go pay a place and get naked?
hufflepuffinweed3 karma2014-03-01 20:18:52 UTC
Well, in Las Vegas you have to first get a sheriffs card as well as a business license. Then you decide which club you're interested in working at (it might be multiple places). They let you audition and if you're hired, you can go in whenever you feel like working.
Dabee6253 karma2014-03-01 08:13:52 UTC
This question concerns this more:
took a job off of Craigslist booking calls for an escort agency
took a job off of Craigslist booking calls for an escort agency
Any interesting stories from that job?
hufflepuffinweed12 karma2014-03-01 08:20:39 UTC
This guy gave a girl $1700 to rub pie sensually all over his body. It was cream pie just to specify... I haven't looked at one the same since.
Dabee62514 karma2014-03-01 08:32:24 UTC
$1700? Wow, I've really been overpaying.
EDIT: Thanks for answering by the way!
hufflepuffinweed2 karma2014-03-01 08:41:26 UTC
Dyinu3 karma2014-03-01 14:27:31 UTC
Do you include working as a stripper in your resume?
hufflepuffinweed4 karma2014-03-01 17:05:18 UTC
I do not. Employers tend to stereotype instead of actually taking a look at your qualifications.
theBLboy3 karma2014-03-01 08:05:16 UTC
Now that you are in the industry, what's something that average people might not know?
hufflepuffinweed17 karma2014-03-01 08:14:22 UTC
We get incredibly beat up on those poles. Especially crawling around on your knees on stage.. Those girls might be smiling but they are not having fun.
gonresthird3 karma2014-03-01 19:37:39 UTC
Tell them to wear knee pads!
hufflepuffinweed3 karma2014-03-01 19:39:18 UTC
Only Jenna Jameson could get away with wearing knee pads when she was a stripper.
Matt__Larson2 karma2014-03-01 17:47:54 UTC
Have you ever been to Hawthorne, NV? It's a tiny town (about 1.5 x 1.5mi) a few hours north of Vegas
hufflepuffinweed2 karma2014-03-01 18:13:59 UTC
I have not! Is it cool?
Matt__Larson8 karma2014-03-01 18:25:00 UTC
It's just where my dad grew up! I've been there at least a dozen times (I'm 14 and live in South Carolina, and I know I probably shouldn't be on a stripper's AMA, but whatever). I just thought it would be cool if someone else had been there too because basically no one has. Thanks for responding!
hufflepuffinweed7 karma2014-03-01 18:33:06 UTC
You have great grammar for a 14 year old! Have a good weekend!
Nathan_Flomm2 karma2014-03-01 07:47:18 UTC
Do you think you will make more money as a college graduate than you do stripping? Do you have any intentions to continue stripping after you graduate?
hufflepuffinweed5 karma2014-03-01 08:05:01 UTC
Hopefully! I hear translators make pretty decent money. I may or may not continue to strip after I graduate.. It's great money and I'd like to save up a good chunk before I get too old. I also really, really want to start traveling to some awesome places. And that takes dough.
Admiral_Mason2 karma2014-03-01 13:46:03 UTC
Not really a fan of Elders Scrolls Online yet, doesn't seem to have too many similarities to the ES franchise. You going to play?
hufflepuffinweed4 karma2014-03-01 17:02:10 UTC
I haven't played it yet.. but it's on my list. I just started Half Life 2 so maybe after!
Armaan_v2 karma2014-03-01 18:37:48 UTC
How many seconds can your titties defy gravity?
hufflepuffinweed19 karma2014-03-01 18:49:58 UTC
Depends on the lunar cycle. Waxing Crescent? 10 seconds. Waning Gibbous? We're talking a full 30 seconds. At least.
upthepunx112 karma2014-03-01 08:08:53 UTC
i LOVE the peppermint hippo in vegas, i have been carried out of there on more than one occasion - what's your advice for getting the best experience out of a visit to any stip club?
hufflepuffinweed11 karma2014-03-01 08:35:04 UTC
I have also been carried out of there. Twins! Just be nice to the girl, and figure out what your boundaries are. Some girls will let you touch more than others. Also find a girl with nice boobies.
Sand_Coffin2 karma2014-03-01 16:15:55 UTC
What CSN campus are you at? I'm generally at Charleston, but this semester I'm doing the mandatory internship for my Associates, so I'm taking a break from generic classes. With any luck I'll be at UNLV in the Fall!
hufflepuffinweed3 karma2014-03-01 17:40:09 UTC
I'm at the Charleston campus three days a week and for some reason I also scheduled a class down at Henderson (I live in Centennial). I am not a smart man.
Sand_Coffin4 karma2014-03-01 17:45:46 UTC
You don't play any card games, do you? I play a card game called Magic: The Gathering (don't know if you're familiar), and a bunch of my friends do as well in the B building lobby (Charleston). I know there are a lot of Yu-Gi-Oh! players there as well. That's considered the best "nerd-out" area on campus that I've seen.
I haven't been able to make it for some time, but I was just curious.
Also, sucks to schedule a class at Henderson. I live on the Eastern edge of Summerlin (Alta and Durango), and I had to take a class at Cheyenne and that was a pain. Can't imagine having to deal with Henderson regularly.
hufflepuffinweed3 karma2014-03-01 17:58:33 UTC
I don't. I bought the Game of Thrones video game and its all pretty much played with cards. I almost threw it out the window.
If I get over to UNLV you bet your ass I'm joining the quidditch team though.
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