left4alive

Kevin is a she!

That's what we throw at strippers in Canada. It's way more fun.

When you are calling phone companies for their info, does each company have a special emergency line for police to get through right away?

Because I've worked for a phone company before, and if we had a problem with an activation or renewal in store we had a special line to call so we didn't have to wait 50 minutes for help. But it would still take at least 15 to get someone.

This is really shitty to read for me right now! I had surgery in February to correct a broken nose I’ve had for at least 10 years that no doctor really noticed. I’ve had breathing problems for those 10 years and had it brushed off as allergies. My septum was almost entirely curved into my left nostril, rendering the turbinate in there useless. Then my turbinate in the right nostril was about 4x the size it should have been because it was making up for the other not being able to do anything.

My septum was slightly straightened out and my turbinate was reduced. Just had my follow up appointment this week and he wants to do another surgery to fix my ‘weak nose valves’.

My breathing feels worse since the first surgery and I was really hopeful the second one would sort it out, but now I’m worried. I’ve been feeling so junky for 10 years. My performance in sports has suffered, I get unreal headaches, I am always tired because I’m not getting enough oxygen, waking up constantly because my throat it dry from mouth breathing, etc.

I just want to breathe through my stupid nose like a normal human being. So I guess my question is. Do you have any advice??

And don't forget the toonies!

But really. What sounds more fun..

Trying to toss a loonie and getting it to stick right above her cooch..

Or whatever the hell you are supposed to do with a dollar bill.

Sometimes the striker will roll up a poster and hold it like a funnel in front of her cooch. You gotta get the coin in there and then you win the cooch poster.