hufflepuffinweed

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hufflepuffinweed94 karma2014-03-01 07:52:32 UTC

One time this guy who was about 40 offered me money to come to his hotel room so that he could dry hump me Bad Teacher style. OP did not deliver.

hufflepuffinweed75 karma2014-03-01 07:46:26 UTC

One time I did cocaine out of another strippers buttcrack.

I have brought shame to my family.

hufflepuffinweed64 karma2014-03-01 17:41:38 UTC

I've only felt it happen once and I doused myself in antibacterial liquid after. Thanks for the repressed memories though, buddy.

hufflepuffinweed59 karma2014-03-01 17:34:08 UTC

Cigarettes. This ain't Colorado, man.

hufflepuffinweed55 karma2014-03-01 08:43:58 UTC

AYYYY I DON'T WORK AT ANY FULL NUDE CLUBS BUT YOU CAN SEE MY BOOOOOBAAAAYYYYYS