UtterlyDisposable

Eight hundred dollars a month to pee in a cup? I don't care what you do with it, sign me up.

Being able to (fairly) honestly call yourself a "dwarven blacksmith" would be just about the most badass thing ever.

I know that all you can do at this point is speculate, but what would a reasonable explanation for the uniqueness of the script be? It seems almost like the text is too new for it to belong to a completely unknown language or script, and some of the contents of the book seem to suggest that its creator had some contact with Europe either before or during its writing. I ask because since I had first read of the codex and saw some scans of its text, I had wondered if it might have been a cipher or code. Such an explanation would certainly account for it's apparent uniqueness without the requirement of a lost script or language.

The dicks, I'm assuming.