IAMA female cashier in a sex shop located in a fully nude strip club. AMA.
And I'm here right now.
Me in front of the fleshlight display. My parents would be so proud. http://i.imgur.com/xVs4m2G.jpg
Edit: trying very hard to answer all of your questions! Just got off work and can dedicate a lil' more time.
Edit 2: I got gold. What do I do?!! I'm so excited!!!
Edit again: damn, y'all this went cray! I took a nap and now I'm back up to answer your perverted questions!