ezekiel2517_

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ezekiel2517_1558 karma2013-06-09 01:59:10 UTC

STORY TIME!!!! My ma used to sell dildos via pure romance, and my brother and I would wash them and label them after her showings (think Tupperware but dildos) and she had two footling double sided dildos one purple and one black. Well me and my brother would get into sword fights with them and they fucking hurt... Edit. Whelp my highest comment is about my Ma selling dildos

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ezekiel2517_348 karma2013-06-09 02:24:13 UTC

Well don't do it to your very conservative 65 year old grandfather! He won't be pleased :(

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ezekiel2517_168 karma2013-06-09 02:29:26 UTC

Well then dildo sword fight hoooooo!!!!!

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ezekiel2517_107 karma2013-01-26 18:48:58 UTC

And as a 6'6" 350lb Texan I can vouch for this Edit: I accidentally a word

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ezekiel2517_42 karma2014-03-29 04:52:44 UTC

How do you feel about all the negative comments such as "that was like slapping god in the face" or other douchey comments, does it hurt or can you brush it off?

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