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I mean, it's just titties, and dildos, and butt plugs. It's life. People need a sexual outlet

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plugs... outlet

Miss, that was pretty funny.

I saw this gif before OP's picture and then fully expected OP to make some pun about birds (like something about boobies). When it turned out to just be a picture of her breasts, I was sorely disappointed.

I also just read your comment about "seedy underbelly". You've got talent, kiddo, don't let it go to waste.

what they don't realize is that you gotta start at the bottom. Some first timers can't take the anal

Hmm...

Frankly, I'm proud of you for not showing him any of the undoubtedly massive quantities of Kaidan-porn you must have.