complex_reduction

It's important not to interfere with natural selection.

Reads title: "What the fuck?"

Reads username: "Ah, right."

Desperation.

Yet he always goes through the process of trying to figure out how old it is.

Dad: "How old is this meat?"

Me: "Too old. I bought it like a month ago."

Dad: "Should still be okay to eat?"

Me: "No.

Dad: "Smells fine."

Me: "Your death will be as painful as it is lengthy."

Dad: "I'm going to put it on a sandwich."

You've never been to Australia, have you? :P