complex_reduction3176 karma2014-02-10 01:31:46 UTC
It's important not to interfere with natural selection.
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complex_reduction1404 karma2013-10-11 03:48:27 UTC
Reads title: "What the fuck?"
Reads username: "Ah, right."
complex_reduction1136 karma2013-06-09 03:03:58 UTC
complex_reduction1082 karma2013-07-09 06:13:44 UTC
Yet he always goes through the process of trying to figure out how old it is.
Dad: "How old is this meat?"
Me: "Too old. I bought it like a month ago."
Dad: "Should still be okay to eat?"
Dad: "Smells fine."
Me: "Your death will be as painful as it is lengthy."
Dad: "I'm going to put it on a sandwich."
complex_reduction593 karma2013-08-29 10:21:05 UTC
You've never been to Australia, have you? :P
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