cveraymond

C'mon guy. With the advent of the Internet, anyone can get laid. There are sexy singles in your area!!

Not yet. I try to make things as non-awkward as possible. I mean, it's just titties, and dildos, and butt plugs. It's life. People need a sexual outlet, I don't judge.

The guy that routinely pisses in the theatre and jizz booths. Fuck that guy. Really. Someone fuck him so he can stop coming here.

No longer allow Chris Rock to be your moral compass, my friend.

Oh my god. I am so honored. Really, I am.