AlienVersusRedditor

• 1) What's the weirdest thing someone ever asked for?
• 2) Who's the creepiest customer you've ever encountered?
• 3) Has an attractive customer ever come on to you?
• 4) Have you ever had to kick someone out for whacking off? If so, how'd that turn out?

Is there a cardio and weight training routine/principle you recommend for people who have trouble squeezing in workouts during a workday? If I have to I'm willing to cut corners to squeeze in an hour or two a day, if that's what it takes: what kind of results can I expect? My main goal is health/fitness. I'm thinking about getting a bowflex soon, if that helps: do you recommend the bowflex or is it gimmicky?

• 1) Do you feel qualified to drill a hole into an asteroid, like Bruce Willis in Armageddon?
• 2) Do you or your friends like to quote lines from the movie "There will be blood" while working? (i.e. "There's a whole ocean of oil underneath our feet! No can get at it but me!!" or "Draaaaaiiinage, drainage my boy! That well's been had! It's been had!")
• 3) Which Armageddon character fits your personality best? Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck, Michael Clarke Duncan, Liv Tyler, or Steve Buscemi?
• 4) You know in that movie, "The Transporter", when Jason Statham is surrounded by bad guys so he strips down naked, then dousts himself in oil so he can uses his karate while being too slippery for anyone to grab him? Would someone get poisoning through the skin if they tried that in real life or if it got into his eyes?
  

Lol, thank you.