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Nothing was better than "I adore the smell of figs, like an Olympian's ejaculate"

What are the weirdest things you sell?

As a worker in a strip club how seedy are the guys you get?

Well that's even creepier! Its selling date-rape!

You're a damned saint. I'm an American in my 20's, all bars are geared towards alcoholic obliteration.

This just makes me want to go to Ireland all the more.

That...that sounds just awful. Fetish masks freak me out, that's legitimately strange.

Does the nail polish stuff actually work? How in gods name would that be discovered?