IamA janitor at an adult store. I clean bodily fluids for a living AMA!
Alright, I'm getting offhah for some sleep. I'll be back in the morning to hang out and check up on this thread. I hope it doesn't blow up while I sleep
EDIT 2. I'M BACK. I woke up and yup, it blew up. Hopefully my work place doesn't notice? lol
EDIT 3. I'll be here until the thread hits 24 hours. I'm at work now, but it's ok.
Edit 4. The amount of females in San diego that want to "enjoy" themselves with me is amazing @.@
Most important edit . DOES ANYONE KNOW THE RULES TO HANDING OUT MY EMAIL? Im getting a ton of requests and my poor ass wants to accept, but my heart is telling no. To those that are PMing me to donate to a "get him out of the work place fund" its okay. Lol, you don't have to. surprised i haven't gotten dick pics tho"
I AM A MALE BY THE WAY
Hi! My name is JizzBgone and I clean semen for a living. Along with cleaning semen I also help out the actual store front. I sell adult products from vibrators, butt plugs, magazines, and on and on and on.. Along with some small management tasks like filing important documents, and blah blah blah.
My Proof: some stuff I found while sweeping
Even more proof. Jizz shoe and floor I also started a blog! Mostly to vent, but also slight entertainment?
Hey guys, thanks again for the fun times! This AMA turned out way better and way different than I expected. I received a lot of kind words and kind.. donations? I guess. Totally unasked for, but I can tell that there is sympathy out there. Thank you for the kind thoughts, kind words, and hilarious questions. I hope to do an AMA again when I find a new job, so I can give the raunchier details. Who uses the word raunchy? Feel free to follow my twitter and my blog where I will not hesitate to post information about my days at work. Thanks guys! Feel free to keep asking! I'll be here.