albo_underhill

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albo_underhill2282 karma

Many, many years ago I worked at Mcdonalds, after a few weeks I couldn't stomach the thought of eating it ever again. Just being around the smell 50 hours a week was too much. Have you ever had the same response to masturbation?

albo_underhill1135 karma

Hello Ron, I like to imagine that you've had the same barber for the last 40 or so years. You sit in the same seat every time and chat but he doesn't know you're the worlds most famous male Porn Star. You don't have to talk about your penis or eating ass. That's why you keep going back. Is this exactly what happens?

Edit: I'm sad Ron didn't get to answer this as it was deleted for not being a question. I dunno?

albo_underhill142 karma

Found the culprit

albo_underhill2 karma

When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem, and it's not even that big of a deal. Something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. It's--for some reason, I would just kinda sit around all day...and draw pictures of dicks... Are you thankful you didn't also have this condition?