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Wouldn't you think that had more to do with you growing out of your teens? (I don't know how old you are, but it seems probably you're in your twenties)

Story time? Or would you rather not talk about it? I wouldn't know firsthand how you feel about this.

Will this ever be purged from your record, or will every employer ever know about it? (not from the US, sorry for not knowing)

Can't you relocate to your own "private" (not necessarily your home) property?