TheSchnozzberry

I don't get it. Does Jenna Haze have worms? Man, now I'm imagining her in sexy lingerie scratching her ass across the floor like my cousin's poodle.

BPC and APC

Why have you not contacted Mike Rowe and Dirty Jobs yet?

"For the Benefit of Mr. Kite" was one of the more interesting numbers in Across The Universe. How did you get picked to interpret that song?

That hell is gonna be full of chicks right? Sounds pretty hot.