el___diablo

My friend is a gynaecologist.

I joke that in his job at least he deals with pussies, whereas I'm just meeting dicks all day long.

He countered that with 'by the time I see pussy, there's green shit coming out'.

I did not believe him until now.

I dunno.

Take enough LSD and you may well meet them.

You realise he bet someone $1,000 he can make you go out and buy him a dart board at 1am ?

One time, there were two soldiers that tried to run away.

You know your prison camps are bad when it's the soldiers who run away.

It serves proper North Korean food

Can't help but imagine you being served an empty plate.