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I want to be horrified, but I'm amazed by the dexterity it must take to achieve such a feat.

Edit: unless they're just shitting all over their hands and a little bit happens to end up in the condom. In which case, yes. I am sufficiently horrified.

Edit 2: why the fuck am I envisioning this?!?? Dammit Reddit.

Was he making lewd or crude comments to your co-worker? Like, what was it about him that made it seem like one specific co-worker was being targeted?