IamA worker at an office/warehouse full of sex toys and lube, AMA. Happy Valentine's Day!
Hey, Reddit. I work for www.lubezilla.com , an online retailer that sells sex toys, lube, and what-have-you. With the holiday tomorrow, I thought it'd be a fun time for an AMA.
Ask us about materials, specific sex toys, or what it feels like to stand under a big wall of dildos when getting your morning coffee.
While there's obviously a promotional aspect to this post, I'll let you know if I have conflicts of interest and I won't link to our site (other than that first link). A few coworkers might pop in and help me answer questions, and I'll try to answer everything.
To get the easy stuff out of the way:
No, we're not judging you when you make an order. Everything's cool with us.
We're named after Godzilla, and we're sort of like Godzilla, but we're okay with butt stuff.
You should probably avoid toys with phthalates.
Oil-based lubes are (typically) only for anal and oral stuff. Silicone and water lubes are good for just about everything.
Thanks, and have a good Valentine's Day without the VD.
Proof: Slightly NSFW if you work in a place that doesn't have big dildos stuck to the sides of the cabinets.
There's also a big warehouse full of toys and stuff.
IMPORTANT, VERY CRUCIAL UPDATE: Here's a video of us bowling with lube and frozen turkeys. Winners got to go home early.
EDIT: Thanks everyone for all of the questions -- I'm here all weekend, so feel free to keep them coming!