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lubezillaguy57 karma

No, but any toy will fit if you're determined enough.

lubezillaguy46 karma

We'll take back anything if the packaging isn't opened. Because we're an Internet-based company, we can't accept returns just because a customer changes their mind, but we do take back defective toys.

Yes, there's sanitary laws -- and even if there weren't laws, it'd be pretty gross to just re-stock stuff without knowing where it's been. Rule of thumb: it's been everywhere.

Now, if we get defective toys, we just dispose of them, but we might have to check mechanisms to see if they're really broken.

The grossest thing we've received back, and I hope this doesn't set the tone for the whole AMA, was a pair of stained vibrating panties.

I would...I would argue that they weren't defective.

lubezillaguy43 karma

Fun question.

Pretty much everything has been done, but why not EVERYTHING? A cock ring that goes into your ass to push against your prostate with an external component to stimulate your perineum. It has a cock ring and ball strap, and ends with an extra shaft that goes into your partner's butt for double penetration. All parts of it vibrate, four sound-activated motors. Also, it massages your back while you're wearing it and curves around your body to hold a mirror up to your face so you can smile at yourself while you get down.

Another extension runs to your mouth so that you can play the bugle to announce your orgasms. You can also put a fruit roll-up in the bugle holder for if you get hungry. Two cupholders shoot out from waist straps to keep you hydrated.

I'd call it the Supreme Pizza. The entire thing is made from pure silicone.

lubezillaguy30 karma

...man, you lobbed that one right over the plate.

lubezillaguy28 karma

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