paleperson

My Dad always slides a $20 (or maybe a $50, I don't know for sure) their way and says something like "My wife and I don't get to vacation a lot, is there anything you guys can offer to make our stay a little more enjoyable?". He's gotten room upgrades every time so far.

I do think it's odd that he felt compelled to just randomly include the meaning of his name in a thread where that information is pretty irrelevant.

That sounds absolutely terrifying. Glad to hear you are doing better now :) It truly amazes me what can be done about things like this these days.

Hey Josh! Looking forward to seeing Battle Creek as i'm a Michigander myself :) Is the show actually filmed there? What's your favorite thing about Michigan and/or Battle Creek specifically?

Well he's not lying, they don't vacation a lot, so even if they did look him up it wouldn't make much of a difference probably. I get a feeling that most of them don't look up the guest, though.