IamA Australian Porn Star, Escort and Geek, Lucie Bee! AMA!

What's your grandmother's favorite video of yours?

BAHAHAHAHA.

That's an excellent question malcontented. Thanks!

My Grandmother doesn't have a favourite. She's less in to Hardcore Porn and more in to Fox Classics.

And Lifetime movies

We get Hallmark here in Aus.

I misread Aus as Anus.

That happens. Often.

It's easy to see why. Both are lands down under

Bam.

Fux Classics

FTFY :-)

HA!

Have you ever ended up dating someone who hired you as an escort?

Once.

Never again.

Im curious. What went wrong?

People get very caught up in the novelty of having a 'Porn Star Girlfriend', without taking it very seriously relationship wise.

People get caught up in a lot of stuff that doesn't matter. Don't take it personally

I try not to. It's frustrating at the best of times.

Seems like an ultimately self defeating attitude on the part of the men. I have a few friends (one of them rather close) in the adult industry and they basically echo the same sentiments you have.

I mean, don't get me wrong, there's a certain perverse pleasure that comes with dating or otherwise being invested in an adult performer. Really, though it just seems foolish to try to engage yourself with an adult performer and not seek to discover more about YOU, beyond your career choice.

It's tricky. And I'd be lying if it didn't get me down sometimes but I really try not to dwell. People often fixate on the obvious, whether that be porn or something totally different that someone does.

I'm not ashamed of what I do. I've never felt more happy or fulfilled than I do now and it's only going to get better :)

How can I better prepare for sticking things up my ass? Lube or spackling?

Well I sure as hell wouldn't recommend spackling.

Lube is probably your best bet. Pjur have some fantastic options...

I cant help to think women are faking pleasure during sex how true is this assumption?

What, ALL women?

That's a pretty big assumption and whilst I'm sure it's true of some, it's definitely not true of all.

If you think the women in your life are faking, I'd recommend having a conversation about your mutual likes and dislikes and where they cross over.

If you were to watch your first ever video now. What would you say about it, do you cringe at any beginner mistakes or anything?

I'd probably cringe a little. I was so, so new to that side of things. But I shot with amazing people who really took care of me - in more ways than one XD

The first scene I ever shot was with AussieAss - they're just an amazing team of people. It was probably the best first time a performer could have. But I'm also a total dork, so some of the dialogue...FACEPALM XD

Hmmm, I need a link to the video for research purposes.

You can certainly head to their website to find out more.

Yeaahhhh.... but I'll probably find another video along the way and be distracted by it so much that I'll forget about my original research project.

There's nothing wrong with that.

what games do you play? :O

Right now I'm finishing Borderlands the Pre Sequel.

I love Mortral Kombat, Far Cry (I just finished the latest), Destiny and Mass Effect. I'm reeeeeaaally looking forward to the new Saints Row and Arkham Knight.

On PC, I sort of have a play around on what's available through Steam. Anything by Telltale is great. I also really love SWTOR - I'm more of Star Wars fan now than I ever was.

A fellow gamer girl here who loves Mass Effect (it may be my favorite series of all time). Have you played the Knights of the Old Republic games or Dragon Age too? And who did you romance in ME?

I'm cosplaying Fem Shep this year!

I haven't played Knights of the Old Republic, but I definitely want to. The same goes for Dragon Age. I'm not sure why I've not jumped on the bandwagon yet...

I romanced Male Shep and Liara in ME1, but switched things up when I started ME2. I started fresh and played Fem Shep and then it was her and Garrus for me...I ship it. Hard.

So... if you can find someone with a convincing Garrus costume, would you shoot a scene of that?

YES.

OH MY GOD.

YES.

This sounds familiar but I can't quite place it... ;)

HA XD XD

I highly recommend KOTOR. The graphics are dated, but it's a great game. Tali x MaleShep and Garrus x FemShep for me. No Shepard without Vakarian after all. :-) We'd love to see pics of your cosplay over at /r/masseffect sometime! Thanks for answering!

Absolutely! I'll hopefully have everything ready by June/July...There's a big Mass Effect Cosplay meet up planned at one of the Sydney cons :D

PM me your steam name and I could definitely hook you up with both KoTOR's. No self deserving Star Wars nerd should go without playing those two gems!!

situationnoir :D

Unless you want to be denying friend requests for the next few days, I'd delete that and just pm the dude.

I've actually not had many at all :)

Wow, beautiful, presumable aussie accent, star wars/swtor fan AND she comes back to answer questions hours later. This is a world class AMA.

I'm officially a new fan without watching any of your work lol. Ps I loved kotor but ran outta friends to play with-- glad there's still people out there enjoying it!

I dashed off to watch In the Woods and a the new episode of American Horror Story. And Archer, again!

I didn't want to leave people hanging!!

I must know - what SWTOR class, and Lightside or darkside?

Dark Side. Sith Inquisitor. :D

What advance class did you go with, sorcerer or assassin?

Assassin!

How do you feel about the voice acting in Borderlands Pre Sequel?

I've got no complaints...

Though I don't think I'll get the words 'Son of a taint' out of my head anytime soon.

I have a son??

Yes.

Congratulations! :D

Hah. I just can't stand Pickle. I'm in the US, but his accent just seems so over the top.

Mmmm...I wouldn't say his is any more over the top than some I've heard in other games. But I can see where you're coming from :p

Normal, TVH, or UVH?

Normal.

Matt Smith or David Tennant?

David Tennant :D

The question is biased.

The correct answer is always Tom Baker.

SNAP!

Agreed. Barty Crouch Jr. made an outstanding Doctor.

XD

But not necessarily an outstanding Barty Crouch Jr.

GOF was not my favourite of the HP movies.

So you like both David Tennant, Stoya and videogames. I think I'm in love. With you and Stoya, not David Tennant. Tennant is more like a bromance.

Definitely an acceptable bromance.

I think I'm in love with Stoya too.

Wow that sounded creepy.

What do you think of the Australian Sex Party?

I'm a big Fiona Patten fan.

I think the ASP is doing an amazing job of bringing up the issues that no one else wants to acknowledge or talk about. So, basically similar to what the Greens used to do in it's early days.

I'm a big fan of their policies regarding religion, sex education and their support of the sex industry.

A lot of people seem to think the name trivialises things, but at the end of the day, it gets attention. And that's pretty vital.

Who's your favorite female pornstar? Would you work with her on a lesbian movie?

Definitely Kim Cummms in Australia.

Internationally? Stoya.

And if I was lucky enough to work with either I think I'd fangirl out O.O

You just got extra gorgeous on my book for loving Stoya

I met her at Sexpo here in Australia one year ^{_^}

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I live in Sydney, so I'm a bit biased....The Harbour here is stunning and when the weather is clear, it's awesome to sit near the Opera House for food and drinks.

The Zoo is pretty great as well ;) On the geeky side of things Kings Comics in the city is pretty ace ;D

Melbourne is another awesome city and there's a lot of arts/cultural stuff there to take in. Definitely try and make it to the theatre if you're in to that kind of thing and get online to see if there's any conventions etc on while you're around!

obligatory melbourne is better ya bloody northener

BRING IT ON.

I WILL BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SYDNEY SO I'LL SETTLE FOR YELLING AT YOU OVER THE INTERNET ABOUT HOW YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD FOR LIVING IN SYDNEY.

Edit: MELBOURNE RULES. SYDNEY DROOLS.

.....WELL.

Yeah, I've got nothing. You guys have PAX. It cuts me deep.

Oooh, a paxer? Come to prime in Seattle with us gross nerds.

I WANT TO ;_;

and whatever you do, don't go to Canberra, it's shit.

Source: Live in Canberra

I lived there for five years.

I actually don't hate it.

Aussie Aussie Aussie?

OI, OI, OI

You can find me on websites such as AussieAss, Pinupland, GirlsOutWest, Bright Desire, MileyWhite.com and coming soon to PureXXX, Fake Taxi, TelevisionX, HoXXXton and Pure CFNM. 2015 will also see the launch of my own content site, TheBeeHiveXXX.

Isn't it a crazy coincidence that you are a pornstar and of all the taxis to take, the one you got in was covertly recording your encounter for distribution on the internet?

The websites called FAKETaxi.

But yes. It's a crazy coincidence. Almost as crazy as that Agent I did an interview with.

Who is your favourite male porn star and why is it Ryan James?

LOL XD

Ryan, what can I say. He's a pretty top bloke. And he knows how to use his man junk.

I heard they call him the one minute wonder.

HA XD

What is your favorite penis size? Also do you like cum on your face?

I don't have a favourite. It really doesn't matter. It's about using what you've got. I don't discriminate when it comes to penis size.

I'm actually totally cool with facials. But I prefer people letting loose on my boobs. It's a sensation thing.

There are two things that I've always wanted to know about porn stars:

1: How do you explain to your family that you're in the adult film industry, and how did they react?

2: Do you feel as though doing porn affects your relationships in any way, and in what ways?

I've covered these questions in detail throughout this so far but to recap:

1. "Hi Guys, I'm doing Porn" is usually a pretty great way to get it out there. There's no real explanation required. More letting them know. They support my decisions, provided I'm looking after my health and safety.

2. It does and it doesn't. But to be fair, it it's going to be that big a deal to someone, then they're not necessarily someone I want in my life.

I f you could work with OG Mudbone or The Mandingo which one would you choose?

The Mandingo ;)

I think he'd be a lot of...fun ;)

Have you always been free sexually?

I've always been fairly liberal, but not until I was in my late teens did I really become comfortable and confident in myself sexually.

Huge fan! I just wanted to ask, How do the Australian and European porn industries differ? Are there different restrictions for performers in Aus vs Europe? Do you have a preference for where you shoot?

Europe is definitely bigger and there's a little more diversity in the performer pool. Every size, shape and interest is represented. I think the Australian adult industry has a little way to go in that regard.

Restrictions are much the same in regards to testing etc. In the UK, companies were alright with me using the Aus tests I had done the week before I arrived. In Europe, I've been told that they prefer you to have tests done in the country you're visiting, i.e. Budapest etc.

I love shooting both places, but for different reasons. That diversity and the fact that the European industry is so much bigger is exciting. But the Australian industry is producing some pretty amazing content and it's filled with awesome performers and producers I know and adore.

It's a win/win either way!

What's your favorite brand of makeup? I like NARS.

NARS is great!

I'm a big Urban Decay fan. I used to use a lot of Mac, but I really enjoy Rimmell London for day to day stuff.

I just got my first Naked palette for Christmas, it's amazing :) somehow I've never used mac

MAC is everywhere here, so I kind of fell in to using it. It's not bad, but Urban Decay is definitely the best for palettes and pigments etc.

Do you always get priority to the pool bar at Ivy? I've heard crazy stuff from past staff about people getting amped and having sex up there, is any of it true?

Is Stiletto the best brothel in Sydney?

I don't get priority, but I go up there a lot. It's not hard, you just go and wait for a lift...

And they frown upon people just having sex out there. So, no. Not true. Maybe in the Ivy Penthouse? I've never been there.

I'm not sure...I've not visited any brothels in Sydney!

If I come to Australia, can we do things and stuff together?

You can certainly make a booking!

Coupon code "REDDIT" for 20% off

HA.

Noooo.

Awesome, i'll bring my n64, and we can play board games...WE CAN BUILD A BLANKET FORT!

IT'S AUSTRALIA. IT MAY HAVE TO BE A SHEET FORT, DEPENDING ON THE WEATHER, BUT YES! :D

I'm from Canada. We only think in terms of "cold here, must be cold everywhere."

SNAP XD

Discount for redditors? :-)

Nooo...

You should just start a business called "Gaming with Pornstars." All the fun of gaming mixed with hanging out with your favorite pornstar either online or in person. You could make a fortune.

I'm pretty sure there's something like that out there already. I can't remember what it's called.

As it stands, I stream to Twitch and do cam shows when I can.

I'm a seppo who just went to 'Stralia last August and I found the food to be quite palatable. I also drank every beer that my meager budget would allow. Beetroot burgers and Coopers pale ale for the win.Oh and pies! Next time I go I go is there anything else that you recommend?

Fish and chips by the coast...In fact any fresh seafood you can lay your hands on, it that's your thing. Om, nom, nom.

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A wet wipe. And a micro-fibre cloth.

How would you feel if someone told you they were still a virgin at 32?

Not surprised?

I've known people older. Every body does things at their own pace and that's how it should be :)

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Sweet ;)

I second that.

Smoooooth Ryan! ;D

What is the funniest card combination you've used in Cards against Humanity? And the weirdest?

Ohhh dude.

I honestly can't remember. That game is the gift that keeps on giving.

Hi there! It's awesome hearing from a very intelligent, sexually liberated woman. I was wondering...

Do you have any solutions for a woman concerned over being discriminated against for showing any sort of sexuality, if she plans on running for political office one day? Not everyone can pull it off like Ilona Staller, for example.

The short answer: I don't.

Unfortunately we live in a world where women are regularly discriminated against for this kind of thing, whilst male behaviour of like is often more celebrated. And whilst the tides are shifting, slowly, all we can really do is help people become more aware and assist women in becoming more confident and open regarding their sexuality.

Unfortunately that doesn't stop people determined to discriminate. The best advice I can offer is keep a level head and don't be afraid to tell your story, but do it in a balanced, honest, calm way. Be prepared for what questions may be asked and have a think about what may come your way in advance so you can ready yourself.

What's your favorite USA state and food?

I've not had the luxury of spending time there, but New York is somewhere I'm rather keen to get to.

I love hotdogs ^{_^} Lashings of onion and mustard. Mmmm...

Why are you so pretty?

I got it from my Mama.

Milf!!!

;D

How does being an Escort work with being a Porn Star? Is it frowned upon within the porn industry?

Do you have to submit regular health check in Australia, and how does being an Escort effect that?

I get checked regularly regardless of whether I have a shoot coming up or not.

I have to submit current, clean tests before a shoot and where possible I'll take a little time off before a shoot to ensure that's the case.

I've been fortunate not to have any issues with my health in the industry.

What is your favourite TV Show?

Black Mirror :)

What are your thoughts on Porn addiction?

I'm not asking from a perspective of being critical of your profession. I guess I asking are you aware it exists? To what extent? Have you had experience of it yourself?

I've heard of it. I've read a little on it. And I've watched a few documentaries that skimmed over it. I'm not really in a position to offer more than my opinion, but I'm kind of on the fence.

I think it's possible to be addicted to a lot of things. But I do think a lot of people use the guise of addiction to explain poor behaviour. Now I'm not saying that is the case ALL the time, I'm not even saying it's the case majority of the time, not even close...but I think with porn and sex addiction it can be difficult for experts to make a clear diagnosis.

I have no doubt that porn addiction exists. I've got it. It consists on a very strong compulsion to watch porn coupled with a sense of depression for the next 24 hours.

Ethically speaking I have no problem with porn. I think it is morally fine to create and watch porn. But still there is this dark cloud that hangs around when ever I use it, plus it puts me off my game (in all areas of life).

What do you mean by "I do think a lot of people use the guise of addiction to explain poor behaviour."?

I wasn't expecting a reply Lucie. Thank you and good luck with your career and studies.

Personally speaking, I've had people in my own life imply that they had an addiction to something, when really it was an effort to explain away things they'd done, that they were well aware they shouldn't have been doing. I think it's something that happens often, not necessarily just with 'addiction'. People lie about a lot of things.

These weren't situations similar to the ones you've described and thank you for sharing :)

I've got a lot of close friends who actively struggle with a variety of addictions, so I'm well aware these things exist. But in regards to porn and sex addiction, I'd say there's a lot of misinformation and misdiagnosis out there. It's still very, very early days in terms of research for these kinds of addictions, compared to others. There's probably people out there who suffer with these issues but haven't been diagnosed, potentially down to skepticism within some fields.

Again, to clarify, not saying they don't exist. This is just my opinion on the basis of personal experience and reading etc.

Table games eh? 40k or Warmahordes?

40,000!

At the moment I'm playing mostly board games. It's been a little while since I've had the chance to do much besides.

What's your favorite porn?

Which of yours do you recommend?

Can I get a celebrity PM? Haha

Ohhh. I'm a bit of a diehard Kink.com fan...Umph. But I don't have a huge preference...Personally, I consume a bit of everything, but my tastes outside of kink are pretty vanilla. I just like seeing people shagging and having a wicked time.

That's a big question...I seem to get a lot of feedback on the scenes I did in the UK for FakeTaxi and TelevisionX. The TVX scene is probably my most hardcore, I got really in to it. I think I look a bit possessed, lol.

Celebrity PM? :p

Hi Lucie, as I said, I'm a huge fan of yours. Who do you think is the most outstanding woman porn performer at the moment?

Hi!!!!

I'd have to say Kim Cummms. She's just a totally unique, generally awesome girl. And there's not a stack of that in this industry at the best of times. She's also SUPER cute!

Most embarrassing thing to happen during a scene?

I got shot in the eye. We had to shoot the whole scene from the other side of my face -.-

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I think dress codes in schools are there for a reason and they're important, in part because it gives kids less things to bully each other about.

I worry when I see girls dressing older than they are. That's my biggest concern.

I'm not a fan of a lot of rad-fem stuff at the best of times and they've certainly made clear they don't approve of me on more than one occasion.

I do think there's ways of dressing that attract attention and ways of dressing that don't. Do I think that means people shouldn't be able to dress the way they feel or the way that makes them happy? No. Do I think that means that people abusing or inappropriately commenting on them is OK? No. I really don't.

Unfortunately we live in a society where a lot of things are sexualised. I don't think anyone can 100% win in these kinds of debates.

Hi Lucie!!!! Me again!!! Who is your favourite male performer you have worked with???

I'm a big Ryan James fan ;)

He's the third guy I ever performed with and the guy I've probably shot the most with.

He recently did an AMA here: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2rmmp7/i_am_ryan_james_australian_pornstar_and_male/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Second would probably be Jay Muscles from the UK or Tim from AussieAss here in Australia.

STOP IT YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH!

NEVER!

I WILL END YOU.

BRING IT BIATCH.

Next time you two shoot together please use this sequence of comments as the opening dialogue as a tribute to reddit! :D

OH MY GOD WE SO WILL.

This whole scenario is just crazy.

Always.

Couldn't see this question, but have you ever been hired and then just played video games?

Not the entire time, but for a great portion of it, yes ^{_^}

What's the most attractive trait a guy can possess?!? Edit; tnx for answering my questions, I'm officially a fan.

A good sense of humour :)

Does sex ever get tiresome or uninteresting due to your inherently sexual lifestyle?

Not really. If I ever find it is, I find ways to mix things up.

If you had to spend a night with Batman or Iron Man, who would you pick?

BOTH. AT THE SAME TIME.

So long as it was Bruce Wayne Batman and Tony Stark Iron Man.

Christian Bale Bruce Wayne or Ben Affleck?

Bale.

I can't think about Affleck yet.

How much do you earn? Or an estimate in the industry

I don't discuss that kind of thing, but I keep busy.

What do you tend to charge for your escort services?

It's dependant on time. All that info can be found on my website.

How should I approach a lady offering an escort service?

Politely.

By her chosen method of contact. Explain how long you'd like to see her, when and where as well as any interests you're looking to explore, then wait for her response.

What is your favorite class in Mass Effect, and if you have any of the dlc which is your favorite?

Adept all the way.

Look, to be honest....If the DLC wasn't there, I don't think I'd miss it much. The games in themselves were solid enough for me. Let's just not talk about ME3 too much. Because I don't think the DLC saved that as much as people seemed to think it may have.

Are you considering another career after porn ?

Edit - the reason I am asking is because my favourite web mini-series is now featuring Katsuni, the retired porn star

I really want to do some more writing and get more involved in the activism side of things in regards to the sex industry. I'm hoping to study sex further so I can eventually delve in to Sex Therapy and Education as well.

If you were going to give somebody a sexual experience called the "Tony Abbott", what would it consist of?

No sex. And an ironing board to the crotch.

(not sure how to formulate my question. also, english is hard.)

I've always thought that careers like yours come at a high risk of finding oneself without job when you get older. Of course, there are porn actors 40 or 50 years old, but I doubt they make as much, and I guess they must be few. I see it as a job to make good money for some years, but not a long-term career for most people.

What are your thoughts/plans about that?

I mention in my initial posting that I'm studying.

And I did work in other industries before I got in to the adult industry.

I'd love to remain involved to some degree for as long as possible, of course, but it's not as if I don't have other plans.

It's a fairly typical assumption that people tend to make of people in the industry: We're ill educated and lack other employment opportunities or plans. It's not the case for many and it is the case for some.

Thanks for your answer.

I did see that you were studying, I just wanted more specific info about your prospects, whether or not you were studying to help you in this particular career path or to switch to other, related or unrelated things.

I hope you and other actors that have been doing AMAs help change thos stereotypes about your profession. What fraction of porn actors would you say are actually ill educated and without other options?

Fortunately my AOS is so broad that there's plenty of places I could take it. I'm happy doing what I'm doing, when I've finished my study I'll probably be able to go other places as well, but I won't stop this point blank to switch to something else just because of a degree.

I'm not sure. Fortunately, in Australia, I don't think there are so many. But some people find themselves in the adult industry because it's good money, fast.

And to clarify, when I say ill educated and without options, I'm referring mainly to other people's perceptions.

There may be people who simply haven't had the chance or have come from a back ground where higher education wasn't an option or it may not be the option for them. Further, education isn't reliant on institutions alone, there's plenty of on the job training throughout many industries.

How do guys (who have seen you online) react when they see you spending your normal life like shopping, travelling, etc? How do they approach you?

I usually notice them because they kind of do a double take. XD I mean, I assume that's why people notice me. I'm still getting used to the attention, I was the dorky girl who got picked on a bunch at school...so it's weird to get this much attention now. I just never want it to go to my head.

They usually sort of stare for a bit trying to figure out if it's actually me. I'm a jeans and geeky t-shirt girl most of the time, so my fandoms sometimes give me away! But if they're not with anybody else - i.e. girlfriend or something, I'll usually give them a smile and a 'Hi!'. Usually they'll feel comfortable coming over and asking then or just saying 'Hi' back.

It's really sweet ^{_^} I think I blush more than they do.

What is your favorite gaming system and why is it PC?

I like my PS3 or my PS4.

I'm referring to PC as in, a computer.

G'day Lucie

Is there a particular fantasy or scenario of your own you would ike to see done as a porn scene?

Not that I can think of.

I'm really just hoping to do a bit of everything!

How much did you make in 2014?

Not something I discuss. It was a productive year.

Don't downvote this... It's a fair response... Let's face it, no one likes the tax department.

Hahaha. Fortunately we have a really great relationship, so I happen to like them a lot. They've got a job to do, just like everyone else!

How does one get with women faster!??!

There's not instant pick up.

Every woman is different, some may want to get with you, some may not.

I'm a 19y/o male in Ottawa Ontario. How do you think I should go about getting into the industry? I'm born for the role

I believe I've answered this question already somewhere..

Have you ever been asked for autographs or something of that sort, outside of fan conventions?

Yes. ALWAYS AT AIRPORTS. Usually when I'm just getting on an early flight or getting off a late/long haul one, looking like death warmed up.

YAY! TIMING! XD

Hello, yankee here. For someone who hasn't seen your work, what's my best jumping off (read: getting off) point. Anything you're particularly proud of?

My very first stuff was all done with AussieAss :) They feature all Australian performers and some international talent.

I mentioned earlier that the scenes I did for Fake Taxi and Television X in the UK seem to have gotten a lot of feedback as well :p

What is your favorite tv show?

Black Mirror :D

How has your experience in porn changed the way you view relationships? does sex become less important? what other lessons have you learned?

Sex is still important to me. I love feeling close to someone that way. However, I suppose it's made me a little more aware of what I will and won't put up with. If I wouldn't put up with it and I was getting paid - why would I take the same treatment for free?

Relationships are tricky. Being in the industry doesn't necessarily make it easy to sustain one. It can be done, but a lot of people are in love with the novelty of the 'Pornstar Girlfriend' and that's it.

Cut or uncut dudes?

No preference! ;D

Hi! Do you have any advice for any aspiring actors?

Porn is not like real acting.

For aspiring porn performers, send polite emails with decent photos to the companies close to you or to where you'd be willing to travel, introducing yourself and politely asking for details about how you might get started. Then be patient. It can take a while, especially for male performers, because porn companies spend a lot of time dealing with people who don't understand that sure, whilst filming porn can be and often is a lot of fun, it's still work. Hard work.

For someone who wants to get in to a career in normal performance, my best advice would be to get involved in as much as you can. Small theatre companies etc can offer you some of the best opportunities to make a name for yourself and practice.

How do I court someone like Lucie Bee? What do you prefer in a man?

Lucie Bee rarely gets courted - she's too busy...and interacts with her fair share of jerks :p

I like a guy with a good sense of humour. I'm a big fan of dates that start with drinks, then lead on to dinner and then end up with late night coffee somewhere cool because the conversation is just that good.

Also, being as comic obsessed as I am doesn't hurt...

What is your favorite flavor of ice cream, besides cock?

Well, cock is hard to beat.

I swear this is serious: Anything with nuts. Hazelnut, Pistachio...anything.

cock is hard to beat

I see what you did there.

I try...;)