ryanjames01

No, I have terrible acting skills and zero desire for fame.

I guess you could say the fluffier did it - I drew it with my hand.

A horse sized duck.

Edit: Because quack quack.

My parents don't know.

I'm a big fan of Watchmen. Sadly, no one else I know seems to like it as much as I do.

8 inches.

Honestly, just put an ad up. There's a market for everyone. It how successful you are depends on you. It's up to you what you do about your weight but personality, hygiene, ability to hold a conversation and some skill in the bedroom are all hugely important.