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Ihavenocomments627 karma

That's cool. You always see that done in movies, where the guy pretends to be the boyfriend of some girl at the bar that's getting relentlessly hit on by a drunk guy, and they get married and go on TV for like 11 years until China takes over America and makes you start acting in propaganda videos where you dress up like pandas and sing about how evil capitalism is.

Ihavenocomments303 karma

Be a lot cooler if you did.

Ihavenocomments274 karma

I just hope that's it's an actual 3rd party candidate, and not just a more extreme version of one of the existing binary parties.

"I'm Bob Johnson, and I'm running on the SUPER REPUBLICAN ticket in 2016. Vote for me or Mexicans will kill you."

Ihavenocomments156 karma

Governor Johnson, getting the laws changed to make it easier for a third party candidate is only the first part of the battle. What do you think you could say to the general public to break through the noise from the 2 party hype machine if you were given that platform?

Ihavenocomments109 karma

It's not even a 2 party system, it's a damn duopoly. If our political system was a business, it would be shut down for anti-trust violations.