sparks1990

Easy there. We’re the ones with the questions, okay?

"Stop interrupting me you fucking prick!!!"

Fucking hell. Were you bullied as a kid? Kids are mean little shits and will poke fun at anything different, and you're sure as shit different. But at the same time I can't imagine anyone, even kids, being dumb enough to make fun of someone so much bigger than them.

He won't tell us how much he weighs, but I'm sure he doesn't mind talking about his pecker.

I'm not into black chicks. Not sexually. So when a black dancer was trying to give me a dance, I kept trying to give her a hint that I wasn't interested. Eventually I just had to say "look, you just aren't my type". To her, this translated to "I hate blacks!". You don't really value life until you've had a 200lb black woman in a g-string and nipple tassels named Cinderella screaming at you for being a racist piece of shit cracker in front of 40-50 people.