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sparks19901546 karma

Easy there. We’re the ones with the questions, okay?

sparks1990452 karma

"Stop interrupting me you fucking prick!!!"

sparks1990352 karma

Fucking hell. Were you bullied as a kid? Kids are mean little shits and will poke fun at anything different, and you're sure as shit different. But at the same time I can't imagine anyone, even kids, being dumb enough to make fun of someone so much bigger than them.

sparks1990327 karma

He won't tell us how much he weighs, but I'm sure he doesn't mind talking about his pecker.

sparks1990283 karma

I'm not into black chicks. Not sexually. So when a black dancer was trying to give me a dance, I kept trying to give her a hint that I wasn't interested. Eventually I just had to say "look, you just aren't my type". To her, this translated to "I hate blacks!". You don't really value life until you've had a 200lb black woman in a g-string and nipple tassels named Cinderella screaming at you for being a racist piece of shit cracker in front of 40-50 people.