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Dear Reddit,
My name is Isaac Porter, I’m the Community Manager of Brazzers.com – one of the most recognized porn brands in the world. This April we’re turning 10 years old, and we couldn’t be happier to spend a few hours answering most of the questions you’ve always wanted to ask. Joining me in this pornographic romp are the following porn-pro’s:
Kevin Rosenbladt - Product Manager
Yancee Brazzers – Booking Manager
Billy Sniff – Head Scriptwriter
Buck Naked - Product Director
We’ve already been verified by the mods that we are indeed real, but in case you need more proof:
https://twitter.com/Brazzers/status/424233619838992385
So Reddit, are you ready to AMAA?
EDIT: THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH. After 4 hours of intense questions, we're calling it a night! We love reddit, not as much as porn, but pretty damn close. For shits and giggles, the first 25 people to e-mail social at brazzers dot com gets a free t-shirt.
Check us out at http://www.brazzers.com (NSFW)
brazzersofficial2907 karma
Guys, Kevin and Buck just discovered /r/gonewild. I just wanted to point that out. - IP
tgiclgbr2208 karma
is there going to be a scene based on reddit? maybe a guy browsing cat pics who stumbles on gonewild and the girl in the pics comes to life. after its all over we see him give her picture an upvote and he goes back to cat pics.
rivalius132074 karma
I've an idea for a movie, hear me out.
So, a guy breaks both his arms...
metagadeth01241513 karma
Is it true that your hd porn is so clear, that you can see the disappointment on the star's parents' faces?
brazzersofficial1836 karma
Oh my god I would die a happy man if we could swing that. YANCEE. GET ON IT! - IP
Ducky3Moons1120 karma
Why do you think people continuously keep you in business when there is so many other free porn sites?
brazzersofficial1758 karma
People will always want top shelf quality adult entertainment. There's tons of free content out there but for some it's not up to par and they're happy to pay if it means a satisfactory product in their eyes. KR
soulrebels1035 karma
What do you think the next big thing / market shift will be? I would say the tube sites were the last one. (If you don't think so what was?) and what's next?
soulrebels982 karma
Is a space porn facial even possible?!?
..and if that doesn't happen to the the market shifter. What would it be?
brazzersofficial2712 karma
I need Unidan to answer that. I've tried to do some light research into the plausibility into sex in space...but I usually get distracted. -IP
Unidan3571 karma
You have no idea how funny it is to me that the Brazzers team knows who I am. This is every scientist's dream.
Or, at the least, wet dream.
EDIT: I'm on my phone, so apologies for the brevity, but yes, assuming you're essentially point blank or at a contact shot. The surface tension and adhesive properties will make it difficult in space, but there's no good reason why you couldn't ejaculate! While I've yet to see it done, I suspect spacials are well within the grasp of humanity.
I also point to the real experts here, on whether you would fly backwards if you ejaculate in space.
brazzersofficial2067 karma
I've been lurking for years. Did anyone wanna talk about Rampart? - IP
NevetsMTL904 karma
Dear Buck,
Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
22taylor22523 karma
It only makes sense, Marry Oprah for the money and get the wife's insurance
psuedophilosopher130 karma
well, after marrying oprah, then killing his wife, he would be a billionaire widower.
Daniellamb873 karma
Just want to say that you guys are killing it with your reponse rate. Awesome job on a fantastic (so far) AMA. If I weren't already a longtime fan and customer of yours, you'd have a new customer today.
Thanks for bringing good, wholesome fun into the world.
brazzersofficial655 karma
Hey!
Thank you so much for the kind words. We're all currently in one big room together having a time of our lives answering these questions- IP
SomeNorCalGuy829 karma
What kind of porn name is "Kevin"? I mean seriously, Kevin? I mean one of you is already named "Buck Naked" so that means you're either going to work in porn or you're going to be a top-40 drivetime deejay. But Kevin??!? You could have been an accountant or even a dentist. Why porn?
brazzersofficial1384 karma
I run the actual product...don't actually take part in production....altho if i did need a porn name.... Renzo Calabria....has a certain euro-filth feel to it
brazzersofficial1341 karma
Of course!....we just get to call it research at the same time :) KR
brazzersofficial837 karma
You get desensitized a bit, but I still love porn more than most of my friends - IP
spooky981657 karma
Are there any benefits to working with pornstars all the time? And by benefits I mean do you ever get a pity fuck?
brazzersofficial998 karma
The first time I met Lisa Ann was amazing. I had prepared a big interview for her and everything. As I was having my morning breakfast, I dropped my cream cheese bagel on my jeans, leaving a nice healthy white stain on them. Luckily, she didn't say anything. - IP
brazzersofficial1735 karma
I used to write screenplays for huge Hollywood productions (can't name names here, but let's just say I wrote a little film that rhymes with Transbormers). One day an actor (let's just say his name rhymes with "Wruce Billis") told me I could make more dough writing porn and hooked me up with a company and before I knew it I was writing scenes like "Stick That Peener Up My Fuckhole", "Cum Sniffers" and "Good Cock, Worse Cock" and the rest is history. My net worth is 4 million bitcoins. - BS
mcbendo586 karma
How often do you get into fights in the clubs? I bet you porn people are like gangs, just jumping each other at every opportune moment..
brazzersofficial1144 karma
To each their own. we don't force anything on anyone. You're free to like it or be repulsed by it. we respect both sides of the argument
AMERICUH
KR
Windir19519 karma
You did a shoot of one chick I went to highschool with whom I always at least wanted to see naked. Thanks for that.
Dnar_Semaj517 karma
When I bought a trial membership and decided to end it (broke as hell, not an issue with your site, A++ porn guys) you made it easy to cancel. I was worried I would have to go through some kind of bullshit cancellation process. Thanks for that!
mcbendo463 karma
Buck, what kind of shoes do you wear? I feel like you're a boat shoes kinda guy
brazzersofficial661 karma
spot on! i like to throw in some sandals from time to time. Keeps the people guessing. - BN
DrinkinMcGee419 karma
Assuming the standard unit of measurement how many buttloads of Febreeze/other disinfectant have you used on that couch?
myhomeaccountisporn381 karma
Do you find some of the things you do over the top and ridiculous? Is it hard pleasing some of the stranger fetishes?
brazzersofficial633 karma
We try and make everything over the top and ridiculous.
As for strange fetishes: This isn't in our vocabulary ;)
-BS
brazzersofficial343 karma
We don't take ourselves too seriously..the content is made to be over the top. as for stranger niches we like to explore different things all the while keeping our core members happy and aroused of course. KR
brazzersofficial823 karma
Sometimes it's hard to tell the sound of aggressive pooping from the sound of aggressive fapping.
But honestly I have no clue, who the fuck jerks off at work? - IP
brazzersofficial398 karma
I've never come across an occurrence.....but i'd be naive to think it doesn't go on... KR
brazzersofficial849 karma
It's an atypical office environment minus the fact that there is porn literally everywhere. Walk on any floor and you're guarenteed to see chicks getting railed with huge cocks. It's uncanny to say the least -IP
brazzersofficial644 karma
There's a hologram guy that nobody talks to. I walked right through him once. - BS
LumberAdam293 karma
How did you all get started together in this, is there an awesome story behind it, or did you just sort of fall into it?
brazzersofficial496 karma
I came in on the business side as an analyst, and just grew into bigger roles. Behind the content is alot of analysis and number crunching that is often overlooked. Id rather sell sex than aluminum siding any day! KR
NotMathMan821240 karma
How exactly does one become a professional (read: paid) porn analyst? I have 20+ years of relevant industry experience with 7+ in business/data analyst, and I'm currently struggling to find a job.
ManPlan777249 karma
Would you guys be down to support my Kickstarter? I'm trying to pull some money together to fix Christy Mack's basement
brazzersofficial271 karma
I don't often like lesbian porn, but this scene is AMAZING.
http://www.brazzers.com/scenes/view/id/5966/masseuse-muff-munchers/ (NSFW obviously) - IP
brazzersofficial205 karma
My personal fav is called "Midnight Fuxpress" with Roberta Gemma and Choky Ice. Check it out now and let me know what you think. It's a beautiful story. Also check out the food fight scene with Kagney Lynn Karter and Billy Glide on the Big Tits at School site. - BS
Whiteb0ii200 karma
What is the funniest experience you've had, while working for this company?
brazzersofficial373 karma
It's the brainstorming meetings as a whole. Not very often do you get the chance to book a meeting with a title like "Double Dick Brainstorming".
All in all, the best thing that ever happened is when one of my followers sent me a Nintendo Wii so they could play against me. I never did play against them :( - IP
brazzersofficial994 karma
We're not here to make any judgements on peoples decision to fap/not fap. Although one time I wanted to drop a bunch of free memberships in the sub. - IP
OriginalityIsDead119 karma
Give me a job.
I have no skills, no motivation, no drive, and an average sized totem-pole.
But damnit if I don't like titties, and I'm real go-getter when it comes to go-getting.
Kugruk116 karma
Exactly how choreographed is the typical scene? Is it in the script? Is it up to the director to make the actors do certain things at certain times? How do the actors know its time to switch it up? I've always wondered about these things.
brazzersofficial347 karma
I thought this was common knowledge but....all of our scenes are computer generated and none of the talent is real. It's all CGI. As for the script...There's actually tons of detail, the more we give the shooter, the more they have to work with. We tend to focus on teases and transitions so the shooter can ease into the foreplay and sex. The actors are pros and they usually know when to change positions, but sometimes the directors need to jump in because they're enjoying themselves too much ;) -BS
keenankoso81 karma
Bizarre question, but who runs your twitter page? You guys used to give shoutouts to a lot of hardcore bands that I love, such as Counterparts. I always thought it was hilarious and just wanted to know what the deal is with that.
brazzersofficial130 karma
That would be me! I inject as much of my personality into the account as I can. I love hardcore punk, and I love hardcore porn! - IP
brazzersofficial75 karma
"she" is brazzers...and our site is celebrating 10 years in April. KR
brazzersofficial81 karma
Thanks for all the love guys and gals. We're gonna wrap it up here.
Stay horny reddit! - Brazzers
ubiquitousidiot77 karma
I may or may not work with you guys, but I hear Kev and Buck Naked are really sexy guys? Is this true?
noircin52 karma
Have you ever had anyone on your staff contact any /r/gonewild girls and offer them an 'opportunity'?
brazzersofficial109 karma
Our booking guy just discovered /r/gonewild today. Needless to say he's a bit preoccupied - IP
brazzersofficial61 karma
Well first because he is a strong performer and is a favorite with the female performers. It's not easy finding a strong, reliable performer. We've introducing some new blood lately though. - YB
jim7198945 karma
Can I have a membership? And are sites like Redtube and Xnxx hurting your business?
brazzersofficial52 karma
It's all about evolving ... we have figured out different business strategies that allow us to succeed and keep growing the brand. BN
jim7198930 karma
Well good luck... is there a company wide preferred pornstar? Sombody everyone can agree on. And why is it Eva Angelica?
brazzersofficial33 karma
Yancee is my favorite pornstar, he just doesn't know it yet. - IP
SYLBen18 karma
I watch your movies with my girlfriend. She likes the lesbian scenes, so it's a win-win for me. Thanks!
brazzersofficial23 karma
Now if you can only convince her to pay for the membership. Then you're truly winning - IP
thegreatestgeese16 karma
Do you guys think the ultra HD porn might cum out a little messy?
yourface448 karma
Gay guy here. WILL YOU EVER MAKE PORN FOR US? :C
ALSO, has working in the porn industry caused you to lose interest in porn, there-by forcing you to watch more extreme stuff?
mcbendo7 karma
Okay. You're out for a night on the town with friends. Proper fucked. Suddenly, a wild paraplegic appears! What do you do?
brazzersofficial8 karma
Dear Zacharie. I lost my fists in a devil sticks accident and you really need to calm the eff down. - BS
brazzersofficial5 karma
Pretty much, If you're not watching porn it is considered slacking lol. We always have to study different niches and new trends in porn.
YB
brazzersofficial6 karma
All the models we shoot have been great! No paticular favorite.
YB
casual_shoggoth4 karma
How has the business of flesh changed your outlooks on human relationships, if at all?
brazzersofficial5 karma
For me personally nothing has changed. I still look at people the same way, albiet I can easily picture what people look like naked now. As an aside, it's always really creepy when I see pornstars who look like my friends. - IP
brazzersofficial4 karma
Hardly any change...except that i have learned people are alot more sexually charged than they may seem. KR
Trippze4 karma
Which country has the most subscribers to your website? I heard Europeans are the most kinky
brazzersofficial3 karma
the majority are from North America. Europe is a large portion of our business but it trails off... KR
drivers2053 karma
Have ou or any of your staff been escorted away or arrested during the creation process?
Such as a public drive by sex scene or somthing similar.
HelenVonBiscuits3230 karma
First came the Bang Bus, then came the Fuck Truck. I would like to propose the next big thing: The DP TeePee. The scenes practically write themselves. Two buff, native amercian dudes are hanging out smoking a peace pipe when in wanders Pocahontas and...well, you get it. You're welcome for the idea and I only ask for a lifetime pass.
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