rivalius13

I've an idea for a movie, hear me out.

So, a guy breaks both his arms...

Does the bromance with Danny Pudi continue off screen?

Please say yes…

Also, I caused a disturbance in a small Spanish town doing the Spanish rap at 7.30am while drunk off my ass. Thanks for that.

Yea, but we didn't get pity handjobs from Colbert.

I'm torn between that and my morning wank...it was a pretty good one...

While masturbating? Exclusively.