OriginalityIsDead

Give me a job.

I have no skills, no motivation, no drive, and an average sized totem-pole.

But damnit if I don't like titties, and I'm real go-getter when it comes to go-getting.

You're a good OP.

Definitely. Post the speed-test results, OP. We need to know if we can play Antarctic counterstrike.

I don't have a question, I'd just like to say I wish I had half the level of your dedication and will to survive. You're an inspiration, and your positivity through such harsh trials speaks to your personality. I'm not just trying to boost your ego or anything here, I mean it man, you're a fucking beast if you can take on as much as you have and come out with a sense of humor.

Are there any health requirements for Arctic employment? I mean, obviously you probably wouldn't be sent if you're large enough to waddle with the penguins, but what about things like asthma? Would that make it harder to actually acquire a position in the Arctic? What about long-term or permanent conditions like diabetes? Would it just depend upon your actual position, or is it just an automatic no-go if they feel you're at risk? How does health-care in the arctic work, like if someone were to go into sudden cardiac arrest, or were seriously injured on the job, what could they do about that? Are all stations equipped for such situations, or would you have to wait for a transport from a larger station to arrive?