IamA riches-to-rags thriller author whose first two novels got $500,000 in contracts in 2009 and sold so poorly all my publishers dropped me. Since then, I've written four e-books in my garage that have sold a combined 263 copies on Kindle. AMA!
I'm thriller author Jon Osborne. My best-known book (which is to say it's basically unknown) is KILL ME ONCE. I'll be happy to answer any questions you may have!
EDIT: Thank you, Reddit, for the amazing response to my AMA! You blew me away with your kindness, intelligence and humor. I promised so many people autographed copies of my book that I lost track so if you'd still like one, please email me through my FB page at Jon Osborne Books https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jon-Osborne-Books/192189300793302 (and please join me there, too). I have 7 copies of KILL ME ONCE and 19 copies of A GAME OF CHANCE. First come, first served! I'd also be more than happy to autograph more if you'd like to send a purchased copy to me at 28371 Nautica Lane, Bonita Springs, FL 34135. There are lots of used copies floating around the internet for cheap. Thank you again for everything!