TheQueefGoblin

"but everything" what?! I MUST KNOW.

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What about a story about a queef goblin?

"I am an incredibly famous celebrity^{'s PR assistant,} ask me anything ^{about whatever new production I'm here to ram down your throats} !"

30 minutes later, 4 of 1700 questions answered

"Well, it's been fun guys, really busy, got to shoot! SEE MY NEW MOVIE! BYE!"

I'm not saying we should make this a biographical work, but like all queef goblins (of which I am the only one, incidentally), I think our hero would intrinsically try to do good.

But of course, being a queef goblin has its fair share of pressures - work, societal, and certainly physical - so it's a tough call to make.

I'll leave the goblin character development in your capable hands.

My consulting fee starts at 10 queefs per day.