crackpotprophet

If you filled the garage with children, you would have so much room for activities in the other rooms! Then again, I think your power box is usually in the garage, so they would collectively start a fad in the neighborhood of terrorizing everyone with people saying at different times, on different days.. 'What do you mean, "They cut the power"? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!'

Why wait until you aren't gaining ground as a novelist. Put as many Irons in the fire as you can, you are sure to put your brand on something!

I would agree, you are pretty damn handsome.

Are you still doing thrillers? Have you branched out to any other genres and if you did, what one would you think you would love to do? If a movie was made about your success and infamy and then success again (because there is a movie being made about you)

Who is on your shortlist of actors to play you?

It may be hated, but it is a brand name. Consider people like PETA who try their hardest to keep me from eating animals, yet it it hasn't worked yet, even though it is a rather shitty and lazy way to eat meat. I just pick it up at the market.