IAmA constable in the London Metropolitan Police. Ask me just about anything
Hello, hello, hello! What's all this, then?
The mods have proof, and there's some semblance of evidence here, too.
EDIT number 1: I'll be here from around 1400, London time. I'll be around for at least two hours, but if nobody has any questions, I may knock it on the head a bit earlier. It's my day off, after all, and there are at least two pubs nearby that still have ales on tap.
EDIT number 2: This has been fantastic. Thank you for all your questions everybody, I'm going to saunter off to the pub. I'll try to check back and answer some more questions this week-end, so do feel free to add a few more if you like.
PS, and least important: I have a book out, (available on Kindle and as no doubt carefully managed managed deforestation), but having seen how some of the recent AMA's (one, two) have gone down in flames due to being PR-heavy... I won't say any more about the book unless I'm asked specifically about it.