DangerDoc

the notable people we have here are mostly from the world of finance/business so I don't think they have fanboys busting down the doors

I could only imagine how absurd it would be to see someone running full speed, yelling, "PETER LYNCH I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN," only to be clobbered by security

"How did you end up in the KKK?"

"Well, one day I was drinking an RC Cola with some people in a parking lot and the next I was carrying around this big lowercase 't' while dressed as a ghost. Looking back, I should have had a Pepsi."

Former ESL teacher here. The biggest hurdle a lot of my students had was learning the rules and learning when they needed to be broken. So instead of, "I runned to the park," it's, "I ran to the park." The younger students just accepted it as-is but the older students were confused by it

Who else would you want to fight?

My demons

True, but their mother tongue was Mandarin/Taiwanese, where verbs aren't conjugated