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TownIdiot251684 karma

Hello Mr. Burton. I met Jonathan Frakes last January, and asked him what the hell was happening in this gif (http://i.imgur.com/2lQvUyu.gif), and he said he couldn't remember, but he believes it had to do with something about Patrick farting, because he would fart a lot on set. Could you corroborate the amount of flatulence Sir Patrick Stewart released while on set?

TownIdiot251615 karma

Hey Steve-o! Please tell me if this is true or not.

One of my film professors (I'm not gonna give his name for his own privacy) at the University of New Mexico claims to have had you as a student before you were famous, and your videos consisted of stuff like riding your bike into the Duck Pond on campus. I can't find any proof that you attended UNM, just that you lived in Albuquerque before. Is his claim true?

TownIdiot251558 karma

When I moved to Albuquerque, I went to The Sizzler and asked them about your song in which they were mentioned, and they had no idea what I was talking about. How could they forget the employee of the month who put out a grease fire with his face?

Also, when you sang "Albuqueruque" at the Toledo zoo a few years ago, you said "one armed" hamafrodite instead of "one-nostriled", and then played it off by rambling on a bit about how he also had one arm. I thought it was planned until I saw illegal tapes of you performing in other towns and saw that it was a legitimate mistake on stage, and my question is do you guys practice to keep going on with the riffs in the music in case something like that happens? Because you made it seem like it wasn't a mistake and I thought that that was pretty impressive.

TownIdiot251509 karma

Can Gabe Newell count to 3?

TownIdiot25757 karma

Have you ever seen Dan Castellaneta choke Nancy Cartwright on set to get the sound effect right?