Roger Joseph Ebert

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh shit. This is the best novelty account i've ever seen :')

edit: and you waited two months?! god damn. This is like christmas

Ni!
Ni Ni Ni!

This is so freaky. Realizing you've been on reddit so long that you've charted the cognitive development of a child. Ridiculous.

I think you've actually made my day awesome. That's pretty hard to do with a comment.

• Making a new submission with all the Questions and Answers

I've been nagging him for months to respond. I'm not comfortable asking more from him. He's provided more than we requested already.

Here are requisite screenshots of our messages: 1, 2. Apparently this will be banned if it isn't verified, because it's a celebrity, but I don't think his email is public, so I'm not comfortable sharing that info for verification. I'll let this post sit here without a gold star. And I really have no motive to wait 7 months to post a fake IAmA ;)

(I've messaged a link to this to all the users who have a question that was answered here)

No worries. I am a moderator here. We have a policy where we need verification from "celebrities", considering how many people come here and fake people's identities.

You could upload a picture to http://www.imgur.com and link to it in the message

Here is a link to message me: http://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=mercurialmadnessman

Thank you for posting!

edit: Guys, Don't be jealous... there's no pics :] different confirmation method

edit 2: Confirmed! Star added to the title.

VERIFIED

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