Note from dad: Ask my 4 year old son almost anything! I'll read him the questions and type his answers exactly as given. No coaching or translating. I reserve the right to ignore any questions that I feel are inappropriate.

We did this last year (I'm 3 years old. AMAA) and there was a lot of interest, so we thought we'd do it again now that he's a year older. I'm using the "3yearold" account name again to tie this AMA to the old one. He wants to be sure that I tell everyone that he's really FOUR now.

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SimdudeS1374 karma

What's your opinion of the current economic climate?

3yearold2533 karma

Ummm... Dragons.

[deleted]1233 karma

Do you have any tips for talking to girls?

3yearold2031 karma

NOOO! giggle

megganlomaniac1123 karma

What's the scariest thing ever?

3yearold2508 karma

A green man changing into aliens who can shoot things out of his mouth and throw up and the throw up can turn into guns and start shooting people.

3yearold143 karma

Whoa! That's pretty silly! And he has a tie. Thank you for making that. And it looks like real throw-up!

Now can I see more of that alien daddy? Can I?

RedditsKittyKat1048 karma

What do you think about the world?

3yearold2581 karma

I think it's pretty good, but not if you're alone or scared or dead or something like that.

[deleted]913 karma

Now that you are one year older, what do you wish you knew when you were 3?

3yearold2060 karma

I wish I knew how to flip over. Actually I already knew that. Never mind, I already knew that.

[deleted]907 karma

what is best in life?

3yearold1994 karma

Eating cake. I mean spending time with my family.

hypermog882 karma

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

3yearold1255 karma

My daddy is John [last name censored] and he gives me shoulder rides and he plays with me and he works and he helps me whenever I'm sick and um, uh, he loves me and I love him and that's all.

[deleted]771 karma

Knock Knock

3yearold834 karma

Who's there?

[deleted]731 karma


3yearold820 karma

Boo who?

[deleted]887 karma

don't cry, it's just a joke

3yearold1523 karma

I wasn't crying. I only said "Boo who?" Like "who" like "who's there?" That kind of thing is what I meant.

Cacafuego718 karma

Since 4 is the age when you have a legal right to choose your bedtime, how late will you be staying up tonight?

Also, do you think it's really true that beer tastes like caramel corn?

3yearold970 karma

100 minutes!

Ummm.... No. Does it? Does it taste like caramel corn?

princessbitchtits707 karma

I asked my 2.5 year old daughter if she had a question for your son:

Does he like (des)picable me or wall-e better? OH! Has he seen he-man and she-ra? Can I have a sword mama? Swords break kitties, right?

3yearold533 karma

Dispicable Me.




AYAok673 karma

Heya Kid, why do earthquakes happen? I mean, what's down there?

3yearold1290 karma

I think there's just meteorites that streaked and hit other meteorites back and forth and then I think it stops.

peachbot607 karma

What is the funniest thing you have heard your parents say?

3yearold1477 karma

ABBAaaabaababadaaadadaaaaa! They didn't say that, I just made it up.

Day-_-Man583 karma

What's the first thing you think of when you wake up?

3yearold1561 karma

I don't think about anything when I wake up.

[deleted]572 karma

I have a four year old little sister and was wondering why do you kids love that show "Dora the explorer"?

3yearold1683 karma

Because it's for girls and I'm not a girl. I'm a 4 year old boy and I do not like Dora Explorer. See I do not like that thing at all. That is why I'm not ever, ever, ever, ever having that kind of birthday party. Thank you. Goodbye.

Bob_Dylan553 karma

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

3yearold1082 karma

18 . Is that right?

septicman541 karma

If you could describe your Dad in one word, what would it be?

3yearold1090 karma

A video game player, cause he likes to play video games with me. And he is a video game player.

ralphbluecoat498 karma

What's your favorite color?

3yearold1306 karma

Blue. That's easy for me because it's blue.

mossplant470 karma

Magnets, how do they work?

3yearold1278 karma

They get paper clips to come to you.

thePowerW465 karma

If you could have a super power, what would you have?

3yearold1367 karma

Every super power.

KibblesnBitts450 karma

A variation from last year:

Four Axe Cops vs. one Dinosaur Soldier - who would win in a fight?

3yearold934 karma

The four axe cops, because there's 4 of the ax cops and they could all attack him at once and there's nothing he could do about it. Cause there's 4 of them.

montereyo437 karma

If you had a whole day to do whatever you wanted, anywhere in the world, how would you spend it?

3yearold1315 karma

I would be the king! And I would kill everybody else except my family.

MikeinPittsburgh431 karma

What is your favorite Toy line and animated cartoon show? Also do you like gladiator movies?

3yearold604 karma

Scooby Doo!

What's gladiator movies?

achingchangchong533 karma

Ever been in a Turkish prison?

3yearold329 karma


likesthis414 karma

what do you think is the meaning of life?

3yearold980 karma


Darrian408 karma

I'm not sure if you're really four now... is there a way you can prove it?

3yearold833 karma

Yes. I can prove it............

I don't know how I can prove it. Actually, I'm just going to say I'm 4. That's all. I guess I don't know how to explain this.

craigcaski384 karma

What's your favorite video game?

A bird in the hand is worth more than _____ ?

3yearold877 karma

Sonic colors, because I need to beat it.


[deleted]383 karma

What do you think of this??

3yearold917 karma

It's silly. Can I watch more of it?


Now can we watch more of the badger thing? Please? The mushroom thing with badgers, ok? I'LL COUGH ON YOU IF YOU DON'T!

terriblehuman366 karma

What do you think about the situation in Libya?

3yearold743 karma

Ummm... You could just... make it stop? With some kind of thingymajiger. Or you could just get a tool and fix it with that kind of thing.

MicheSybok378 karma

Do you want to be the president when you grow up? You're a lot smarter than today's politicians are.

3yearold675 karma

Yes. I mean, I still want to be with my family, but I still want to be the president. Can I do that?

ekinnee362 karma

What is your favorite food?

What is your favorite movie?

What kind of video games do you play with Dad?

Why is the sky blue?

3yearold767 karma


Despicable Me and Megamind.

Sonic Colors and Castle Crashers. And Mario Galaxy and Mario. And those are the only ones.

Cause... umm... uh.... I think there was just some kind of fire thing in the air and it turned blue because the sun's flames are in the air going through the flames and smoke from the fire.

oopsforgot359 karma

what's your favorite thing to do when you're outside?

3yearold745 karma

Play with my dog.

MRJBsahib354 karma

What do you want to be when you grow up?

3yearold792 karma

I want to be a SUPERHERO!

[deleted]334 karma


3yearold757 karma

Ummm... Superheroes. Wait, I mean my family.

apz1332 karma

What did you get for your fourth birthday?

3yearold842 karma

I forgot. A Bat-cave is the only thing I can remember.

PenName297 karma

How many people do you think you and your dad are talking to on the internet?

3yearold543 karma


stiggz292 karma

What do you like about school? What makes you angry about school?

3yearold642 karma

I have a best friend at school.

Nothing makes me angry at school. Only sometimes cause I can't do the things I want.

Sanluen281 karma

Would you rather be able to fly or become invisible? why?

3yearold671 karma

Invisible, because then I could fly too. Wait. I mean fly AND invisible.

Because then I could fly while I'm invisible and I could hit bad guys and they couldn't even see me.

[deleted]273 karma

What's your favorite dinner?

3yearold670 karma

Pancake. I mean cake.

HannsGruber258 karma

What kind of car do you want your dad to buy you when you turn 16?

3yearold691 karma

Uhh... I don't know. I KNOW! I want one with a device so that it can all fly apart and come back together and it can find things that are suspicious.

imhalfpirate243 karma

What's your favorite song?

3yearold943 karma

Badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom! Snaaaake snaaaaake! Badger badger badger badger badger ...

Bairdley241 karma

Why do you think Scooby and Shaggy are so crazy? What are they putting in those Scooby Snacks?!

3yearold392 karma

Because every time they hear about ghosts they always say "WHOOOOOAAAAA" because Scooby Doo is really scared.

Yummy things like dog food. I think Sunny would throw up if he eats one because it's dog food!

Lunchables211 karma

Who is Sunny?

3yearold311 karma

My dog.

zWeApOnz227 karma

Do you own a cell phone?

3yearold469 karma

No. Sometimes I use mom's. I call Grammie and I play games on it.

dishie249 karma

How do you feel about Angry Birds?

3yearold507 karma

Happy because I winned the last level.

cinematicorchestra205 karma

Have you ever seen Tom and Jerry cartoons?

3yearold299 karma


cinematicorchestra215 karma

How do you think they compare to modern day cartoons?

3yearold655 karma

By fighting over it.

zgeiger187 karma

Which do you like better: cake or pie?

3yearold462 karma

Cake. Isn't that a good choice?

RndmHero141 karma

Can you tell us a funny joke?

3yearold415 karma

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Because you said "boo hoo!" You get it?

tree-ent138 karma

Can your daddy say "How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"

3yearold362 karma

Daddy, can you say "How much wood can a wood shuk chuck if a wood shuck should shuck wood?"


[deleted]122 karma

What would you say is the hardest thing about being 4 years old? How do you cope?

3yearold414 karma


I don't know how I cope.

[deleted]108 karma

What would you do if you met a real life superhero?

3yearold292 karma

I'd want to be his friend but that would be kind of scary.

sniperguy108 karma

Do think it is possible that dragons and unicorns are just extinct like the dinosaurs?

3yearold213 karma

Heeeeyyyyyyyy..... YEAH!

[deleted]71 karma

what do you want for your birthday?

3yearold139 karma

All of the superhero toys with weapons.

Avalon14368 karma

What is love?

3yearold244 karma

When you really, really care about someone [hugs his little sister] and you really, really don't want them to get hurt.

ijoinedforthis63 karma

What is your favorite kind of cake?

3yearold269 karma

My favorite kind of cake is ALL OF THE CAKES!

epicgeek59 karma

Who's faster Superman or Santa?

3yearold81 karma


bestfish53 karma

If David has 5 apples and gives you 2 oranges, how many oranges do you have?

3yearold127 karma