I'm 4 years old. AMAA.

What's your opinion of the current economic climate?

Ummm... Dragons.

Do you have any tips for talking to girls?

NOOO! giggle

What's the scariest thing ever?

A green man changing into aliens who can shoot things out of his mouth and throw up and the throw up can turn into guns and start shooting people.

http://i.imgur.com/VPwSh.png damn

Whoa! That's pretty silly! And he has a tie. Thank you for making that. And it looks like real throw-up!

Now can I see more of that alien daddy? Can I?

What do you think about the world?

I think it's pretty good, but not if you're alone or scared or dead or something like that.

Now that you are one year older, what do you wish you knew when you were 3?

I wish I knew how to flip over. Actually I already knew that. Never mind, I already knew that.

what is best in life?

Eating cake. I mean spending time with my family.

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

My daddy is John [last name censored] and he gives me shoulder rides and he plays with me and he works and he helps me whenever I'm sick and um, uh, he loves me and I love him and that's all.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

don't cry, it's just a joke

I wasn't crying. I only said "Boo who?" Like "who" like "who's there?" That kind of thing is what I meant.

Since 4 is the age when you have a legal right to choose your bedtime, how late will you be staying up tonight?

Also, do you think it's really true that beer tastes like caramel corn?

100 minutes!

Ummm.... No. Does it? Does it taste like caramel corn?

I asked my 2.5 year old daughter if she had a question for your son:

Does he like (des)picable me or wall-e better? OH! Has he seen he-man and she-ra? Can I have a sword mama? Swords break kitties, right?

Dispicable Me.

No.

Yes!

Right.

Heya Kid, why do earthquakes happen? I mean, what's down there?

I think there's just meteorites that streaked and hit other meteorites back and forth and then I think it stops.

What is the funniest thing you have heard your parents say?

ABBAaaabaababadaaadadaaaaa! They didn't say that, I just made it up.

What's the first thing you think of when you wake up?

I don't think about anything when I wake up.

I have a four year old little sister and was wondering why do you kids love that show "Dora the explorer"?

Because it's for girls and I'm not a girl. I'm a 4 year old boy and I do not like Dora Explorer. See I do not like that thing at all. That is why I'm not ever, ever, ever, ever having that kind of birthday party. Thank you. Goodbye.

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

18 . Is that right?

If you could describe your Dad in one word, what would it be?

A video game player, cause he likes to play video games with me. And he is a video game player.

What's your favorite color?

Blue. That's easy for me because it's blue.

Magnets, how do they work?

They get paper clips to come to you.

If you could have a super power, what would you have?

Every super power.

A variation from last year:

Four Axe Cops vs. one Dinosaur Soldier - who would win in a fight?

The four axe cops, because there's 4 of the ax cops and they could all attack him at once and there's nothing he could do about it. Cause there's 4 of them.

If you had a whole day to do whatever you wanted, anywhere in the world, how would you spend it?

I would be the king! And I would kill everybody else except my family.

What is your favorite Toy line and animated cartoon show? Also do you like gladiator movies?

Scooby Doo!

What's gladiator movies?

Ever been in a Turkish prison?

No.

what do you think is the meaning of life?

Stupidness.

I'm not sure if you're really four now... is there a way you can prove it?

Yes. I can prove it............

I don't know how I can prove it. Actually, I'm just going to say I'm 4. That's all. I guess I don't know how to explain this.

What's your favorite video game?

A bird in the hand is worth more than _____ ?

Sonic colors, because I need to beat it.

Candy.

What do you think of this??

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

It's silly. Can I watch more of it?

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!!! [does badger dance]

Now can we watch more of the badger thing? Please? The mushroom thing with badgers, ok? I'LL COUGH ON YOU IF YOU DON'T!

What do you think about the situation in Libya?

Ummm... You could just... make it stop? With some kind of thingymajiger. Or you could just get a tool and fix it with that kind of thing.

Do you want to be the president when you grow up? You're a lot smarter than today's politicians are.

Yes. I mean, I still want to be with my family, but I still want to be the president. Can I do that?

What is your favorite food?

What is your favorite movie?

What kind of video games do you play with Dad?

Why is the sky blue?

Cake

Despicable Me and Megamind.

Sonic Colors and Castle Crashers. And Mario Galaxy and Mario. And those are the only ones.

Cause... umm... uh.... I think there was just some kind of fire thing in the air and it turned blue because the sun's flames are in the air going through the flames and smoke from the fire.

what's your favorite thing to do when you're outside?

Play with my dog.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

I want to be a SUPERHERO!

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Ummm... Superheroes. Wait, I mean my family.

What did you get for your fourth birthday?

I forgot. A Bat-cave is the only thing I can remember.

How many people do you think you and your dad are talking to on the internet?

12

What do you like about school? What makes you angry about school?

I have a best friend at school.

Nothing makes me angry at school. Only sometimes cause I can't do the things I want.

Would you rather be able to fly or become invisible? why?

Invisible, because then I could fly too. Wait. I mean fly AND invisible.

Because then I could fly while I'm invisible and I could hit bad guys and they couldn't even see me.

What's your favorite dinner?

Pancake. I mean cake.

What kind of car do you want your dad to buy you when you turn 16?

Uhh... I don't know. I KNOW! I want one with a device so that it can all fly apart and come back together and it can find things that are suspicious.

What's your favorite song?

Badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom! Snaaaake snaaaaake! Badger badger badger badger badger ...

Why do you think Scooby and Shaggy are so crazy? What are they putting in those Scooby Snacks?!

Because every time they hear about ghosts they always say "WHOOOOOAAAAA" because Scooby Doo is really scared.

Yummy things like dog food. I think Sunny would throw up if he eats one because it's dog food!

Who is Sunny?

My dog.

Do you own a cell phone?

No. Sometimes I use mom's. I call Grammie and I play games on it.

How do you feel about Angry Birds?

Happy because I winned the last level.

Have you ever seen Tom and Jerry cartoons?

Yes.

How do you think they compare to modern day cartoons?

By fighting over it.

Which do you like better: cake or pie?

Cake. Isn't that a good choice?

Can you tell us a funny joke?

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Because you said "boo hoo!" You get it?

Can your daddy say "How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"

Daddy, can you say "How much wood can a wood shuk chuck if a wood shuck should shuck wood?"

Yes.

What would you say is the hardest thing about being 4 years old? How do you cope?

Nothing.

I don't know how I cope.

What would you do if you met a real life superhero?

I'd want to be his friend but that would be kind of scary.

Do think it is possible that dragons and unicorns are just extinct like the dinosaurs?

Heeeeyyyyyyyy..... YEAH!

what do you want for your birthday?

All of the superhero toys with weapons.

What is love?

When you really, really care about someone [hugs his little sister] and you really, really don't want them to get hurt.

What is your favorite kind of cake?

My favorite kind of cake is ALL OF THE CAKES!

Who's faster Superman or Santa?

Superman.

If David has 5 apples and gives you 2 oranges, how many oranges do you have?

2