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What did you get for your fourth birthday?

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How much of your success do you attribute to the novelty of Iron Sky's premise?

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Memories of a rough childhood with an abusive dad and a swimming pool.

Sorry to hear, man.

So my buddy went to the Blackout Haunted House this year, and I asked him what's the weirdest thing that happened to him. His reply:

ballet dancing homosexual with his dick between his legs

slowdancing and grinding on me

girl pulled a condom out of her vag

drank what was probably yogurt out of it

spit it in my face


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How much of an asshole is Chevy Chase in real life?

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What are thoughts on Blackout Haunted House? I'm too much of a wuss to try it.