IamA former conspiracy theorist, featured on Penn & Teller: Bullshit! AMA!
Let's try this again. I am a former conspiracy theorist who was featured on the show Penn & Teller: Bullshit! YES, I am the guy who repeated a comedy bit written by the great Bill Hicks from his album Rant in E-Minor. We honestly expected that the someone would catch on to the fact, and not use the footage since it was so well known. Evidently, they did not catch on, or care, and included the bit in the episode. In that way one could say that in their attempt to disprove conspiracy theories, they fell victim to a conspiracy between myself and Clyde Lewis. This pissed a lot of people off, since they thought I was "stealing" the joke. As if a child could steal the Mona Lisa by making a poor copy...
O.K. reddit, let's do this, Ask Me Anything!
Edit: O.K. reddit that's 8 hours of mostly nonstop politeness out of all except 2 of you. It almost makes me wish I had not used a throwaway for this. Thank you for the questions, and let us never speak of this again. RAMPART!!!
My Proof: Here you go.
Edit 2: Came back after dinner to answer a few more questions. I will be checking in over the weekend to respond to any stragglers.
P.S. when The Illuminati take me out, please make sure my tombstone reads, "You will never give yourself a better life than you are convinced you deserve." Thanks, theberetdude