IamA Strip Club Doorman/Armed Security Guard in a south-eastern state. I've fought more people, seen more nudity, and covered for more state senators than I ever hoped for. Be it how stuff works to how you should handle yourself in a strip club, o...
My short bio: I'm 25 years old, originally from Finland. I've been a firefighter and a traditional sail ship sailor. I also served in the Finnish Army Military Police, partly which helped me to get this job. After getting into the United States, I've been a firefighter and managed my wife's business.
So roughly 7 months ago my wife, who definitely plays for both teams, said that I should apply for a strip club downtown as a security guard. According to her it would satisfy my longing for a security oriented job, and she'd get in free to the strip club to casually observe semi-nude women. I've been doing this for 4-6 nights a week ever since. I work with another Finnish Immigrant who won a green card lottery and after missing his time as a Leopard Tank Crewman, came here to join the US Army. He ships out April 19th as a 19K in Fort Benning. He works security at the club, too, and currently lives on my couch. It's been a great time to work with a long-time friend and having a completely alien language to use in tough situations is basically cheating.
ANyway, the club is messed up in many ways, traditions and crazy people, employees and the homeless people outside the doors. Ask me anything!
Pictures: http://i.imgur.com/6HoVWl7.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8DMO7Y9.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Lt46KKj.jpg http://i.imgur.com/V97uzn9.jpg http://i.imgur.com/qvtYacM.jpg http://i.imgur.com/YQNocyl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/hXqecbn.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Ybh8dLA.jpg
I can't give public proof, due to the sensitive nature of the customers, or for my job's sake. I don't mind my own face or name, but my manager is not equally fond of unwanted publicity. I'll send message to mods.