Mawich

Nah. Renaissance. Bring out the crumhorns and sackbuts.

No handcuffs, I'm surprised. Your usual action is to throw someone out then?

I'm fairly sure most people skipped that part. I've only learned the start of critical thinking on my own efforts long after school.

Good reason not to have them then!

My local hospital is a regional major trauma centre, so they get everything from quite some distance around - frequently by air. I find it quite reassuring that I live and spend so much of my time so close to a hospital which has the kit to deal with just about anything.