I created Ship Your Enemies Glitter AMA
Hi, my name's Mat & I'm the idiot who created Ship Your Enemies Glitter. I started 2015 in a bad mood & wanted to inflict as much pain as possible to the world so I came up with the idea for people to ship an envelope filled with stupid fucking glitter to cunts they hate for $10. In what I can only call life punching me straight in the balls the website went viral and I was left with over 2,000 envelopes filled with glitter to process overnight. I noped the fuck out & ended up selling the website in an online auction which had a starting bid of $1..
Continuing on just being a fucking dick, this week I launched an 8 month long project that some people have said is "the most offensive kids book ever" called Where's MH370?. It's a search and find activity book where readers have to find missing pieces of Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370 in 12 full color, illustrated scenes. It's sort of like those books with that red & white striped fuck but legally I can't name it because last time they got angry & sent me scary looking legal documents. In response, I had this fan art made which is now hanging on the wall in my house. We're hoping to send it to them as a Christmas present.
Oh, you also might know me as the Australian on the /r/assistance subreddit that constantly gets hammered & gives away free shit. I may or may not be having a few bevvies with the boys right now. Don't judge me.
EDIT: Holy shit some of you are sensitive.
EDIT 2: My eyes hurt.
EDIT 3: I shouldn't have given out my Snapchat username, I've seen way too many Redditor dicks tonight.
EDIT 4: Been going for 6 hours now. You guys have any ideas what to do with 10,000 self-adhesive googly eyes? Accidentally bought them.
EDIT 5: 2 hours sleep, back here to answer questions.