I'm US Soccer fan and FIFA Presidential candidate Teddy Goalsevelt, AMA!
I'm the lucky dummy that ESPN cut to during last year's World Cup while losing his mind celebrating Jermaine Jones' goal. Thanks to reddit, my face started showing up everywhere, I met Will Ferrell, and I got to stay in Brazil a bit longer than I'd planned.
Now, my mustache and I are running for President of FIFA: http://youtu.be/VzlaIZkj6S8
Here to say thanks, make fun of Sepp Blatter, and not take myself too seriously. Apologies in advance if it takes me awhile to respond… it's hard to type in these gloves.
EDIT: I'll have to wrap this up around 12:45p CT. I think we all know there's a game to watch. If there's any questions I haven't gotten to, I'll come back later and hit you up! Thank you all for hanging out.
EDIT: Friends, soccer fans, redditors... thank you so much for hanging out with me for the past few hours. It’s been a blast chatting the beautiful game with you all. Unfortunately, however, there’s a certain match on in 30 minutes that demands my attention. I think you understand. Seriously, though, thank you to reddit for not just today, but last summer. And I look forward to getting to the unanswered questions soon. Enjoy the match!
EDIT: Wow, lots of new questions. I'll come back at halftime to answer some more. Thanks!
EDIT: Fun first half. Back for a few to try to catch up!
EDIT: Ok, did my best to answer some more, but the second half beckons. We got ourselves a game! Any additional questions, hit me up on twitter @teddygoalsevelt. Thanks again for everything, reddit!