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Compendium of Presidental Soccer Legends.

Data is incomplete. I am currently flipping through history books and cross-referencing with unidentified soccer legends to put the pieces together

Fellow researchers - /u/teddygoalsevelt /u/churningbutter /u/mrspuff202

##	Name	notes	##	Name	notes
01	George Bashington	known for headers	23	Benjamin Carryson	No longer allowed as goalie
02	John Add'em	Racking up points	24	Grover "The Rover" Cleveland	Took the "roomba" approach to soccer
03	Thomas DEF-ferson	Department of Defense	25	William McKickley	Ball's already past your defenders
04	James "Umad"ison	Most sportsmanship-related penalties in the league	26	Theodore "Teddy" Goalsevelt	"Run softly, but carry a big kick"
05	"Aims" Monroe	Aim twice, kick once	27	William "Powered" Taft	Kicks like a machine
06	John Qu"IN"cy Adams	If I shoot, it's good	28	Win-draw Wilson	Only wins or draws
07	NoHand-drew Jackson	Block your shots without 'em	29	Warren G. Hard"ball"ing	Warning: Aims for the nuts
08	"Honduran" Buren	Trained with the Honduran team during his tenure	30	Kelvin Coolfridge	Never loses his head over the game
09	William "Baller Bill" Harrison	Installed presidential fields in the White House	31	Herbert "Maneuver" Hoover	Inventor of the Hoover Maneuver*
10	John Mile-r	That's definitely out-of-bounds	32	Franklin Delano Goalsevelt	“I ask you to judge me by the goals I have scored”
11	James Poke	Doesn't really 'kick' per se	33	Harry S. Throw-in	Excellent throw control
12	Zachary Nailer	Accuracy over all	34	Dwight D. Eyes'N'power	Dangerous; skilled in both aim and range
13	Midfield Fillmore	This is as far as you get	35	John F. Tennedy	Goals-per-game average: 10
14	Franklin Pierceshot	Just put a hole in your goalie	36
15	James "The Cannon" Buchanan	Better get out the way	37	Richard "Netson" Nixon	Nothin' but net
16	Abraham Lincwin	"I cannot lose a game"	38	Gerald R. Scored	I came, I saw, I scored
17	Andrew "Brawnson" Johnson	Much better at the football that isn't this one	39	James Center	#20 was his hero
18	Umiss-es S. Grant	Enjoys taunting bad players	40	"Redcard" Reagan	Most penalties in the league
19	Rutherford "Blaze" Hayes	He's already past you	41
20	James Midfield	"Control mid and you control the game"	42	Bill Cleaton	"I did not have hands-on relations with that soccer ball"
21	Chested-it A. Arthur	The "A" stands for Abdominals	43
22	Grover "The Rover" Cleveland	Took the "roomba" approach to soccer	44	Barack Goalbama	YES HE DID

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