ReverendPious

What would make you a better candidate for the FIFA presidency than someone like Joe Pious?

Also, as a quintessential Englishman I have to ask you how you celebrated your historic 1-1 win against England in 2010?

Rev

Greetings Eva,

At last year's TMC awards you came mightily close to winning our 'women of the year' award. How do you rate your chances for this year?

Rev

Hi, Joe Pious here.

Have you ever visited Duke's Uke in London before? It's my apostle's (Duke Weathers) music store.

Rev

There was one guy who ran the whole show, El Donkey.

Wait, what? I know Donkey Joe had a troubled past but a prison gang leader? Ah, that explains the 'El Donkey' tattoo behind his left ear. Well, let met assure you, his gangster days are well and truly over. These days he spends his time as my trusty companion - a far cry from being a gang leader for sure. He has also has a side job as reporter of the CoH Weekly. I'm sure you agree, he's definitely moved up in the world.

Rev