By request: I rate and review hot sauce and fiery foods, I write funny, I look funny, I'm John Scrovak. AMA!
I've been published at Cracked.com, Spike.com, wrote a while for Regretfulmorning.com, but my reason for being here this morning, is my position as a reviewer of hot sauce and fiery foods for EatMoreHeat. James, the owner/operator of the site, put together a quick montage last night on our Youtube Channel to show you some highlights of my last few years.
So I've ridden bulls, drank flaming absynthe with a voodoo high priestess in a haunted bar in New Orleans, puked my guts up on national TV, I've done drops of 6 million SHU solution, I've had John Konesky of Tenacious D write me into a song, and all in all, I'd say I've lived an interesting life in my 25 years. I'll be here for at least two hours, so Ask Me Anything!
EDIT: It's 1530EST folks and it's been a fun 5.5 hour AMA! Unfortunately, I have to get to work now, but I promise to come back and try to reply to you all.
Double edit: add the eatmoreheat.com fanpage on Facebook. I'd link but I'm posting from my cell at a redlight!
EDIT TRES: It's 2200EST and I'm home from work. You guys showed so much support and interest, I'm going to spend the night doing my best to reply to every damn one of your comments to me.
May the fourth (edit) be with you: Alright reddit, it's been a blast. Incredibly. You don't know how thrilled I am to have spread the joy and burn of hot sauce to so many of you, or the ecstasy in knowing just how much you all appreciate hot sauce, and my answering. It's just about 2am my time, and after my second jaunt, four hours of catching up, I emptied my reddit inbox. Now, I have to go check Facebook and get some sleep, because in the morning I volunteer at a horse rescue. It's been great, it's been real, it's been real great. -JS