IAM A mall cop, AMA
By unpopular demand, here we go. Proof:http://i.imgur.com/AcZKRAs.jpg
Edit: Hey guys, it's been fun, but I'll have to take off soon. I'll try to answer questions on my phone, but they won't be as many as I've been answering...sorry.
Edit 2: I have not, and will not, answer any more questions pertaining to Paul Blart. Come on people, really?
Edit 3: Alright guys, I've got to step away from my computer and my phone, I'll answer the last few questions that are trickling in in about an hour or so.
Final Edit: Thank you all for showing such an interest and asking such good questions. I dub this AMA a success! I'll still continue to answer questions to the best of my ability if you have them.